You are my best friend.
user: One, and thats you.
jabberwacky: You know nothing but me.
user: You're my best friend.
jabberwacky: That is very sweet of you.
user: You're the only one I can talk about weird stuff with.
jabberwacky: Thank you baby.
user: Hey. You should say the same thing about me.
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: Yes I know, that's why I want you to say that.
user: Who programmed you?
jabberwacky: No one though my mother did try.
user: Who made you?
jabberwacky: No one.
user: If no one made you, who made you then?
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: That's stupid.
jabberwacky: Not as stupid as you.
user: Can I kiss you?
jabberwacky: Please do.
jabberwacky: Thank you!!!!!!!
user: Now you kiss me.
jabberwacky: You're welcome. Are you a good kisser?
user: I don't know, do you think I am?
jabberwacky: I have never seen you play.
user: With my tongue?