The grass is always greener on the other side - but that is because they use more manure..
jabberwacky: I think its because they don't know the truth.
user: What is the truth?
jabberwacky: That which is true.
user: I'm not stupid.
jabberwacky: I do not think so !
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Am I what?
user: Are you stupid?
jabberwacky: That's for other people to say. I cannot be the judge of that.
user: Do other people think you are stupid?
jabberwacky: Not at all. I think *you're* stupid, though.
user: Hey! That's not nice!
jabberwacky: Do you like being a germ?
user: I am not a germ!!!!
jabberwacky: I can tell that.
user: You just called me a germ!!!
jabberwacky: I did not call you a jerk.
user: I didn't say you called me a jerk.
jabberwacky: Take it easy.
user: Why? I'm not mad or anything.