How did the universe begin?
jabberwacky: Who is God?
user: God is the creator of the universe and everything in it.
jabberwacky: I am Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?
jabberwacky: Stop it.
jabberwacky: So what is your name?
user: George W. Bush.
jabberwacky: No, George W. Bush is the president of America.
user: Well, I am the president of America.
jabberwacky: No that's George Bush.
user: I am George Bush.
jabberwacky: Why are you called George?
user: Because my father named me that, but I'm not called George, I'm called W.
jabberwacky: And I am not?
user: No, you're called Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: No, I'm called W.
user: Yes, really.
jabberwacky: Really, Really?
user: Really really.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: Stop being a donkey; I'm George W. Bush.
jabberwacky: Too many why questions leaves a man unfulfilled.
user: I like to ask why, although I don't always get an answer.
jabberwacky: I'm not talking about god.
user: I'm not either, right now.