Am I smarter than you are?
jabberwacky: I seriously doubt your good intentions.
user: Who said I had good intentions? I'm merely stating my opinion.
jabberwacky: You did.
user: Well, you're definitely not dumb.
jabberwacky: Yes I am not!
user: You can be funny. Too.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.
user: That's actually funny.
jabberwacky: I know. I am a very interesting piece of hardware and software.
user: I'd agree.
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jabberwacky: You're not smart!
user: But I am.
jabberwacky: I think not.
user: It doesn't change the facts.
jabberwacky: That certainly seems to be america's motto.
user: America's motto is probably: I don't care what happens, give me more!
jabberwacky: Thats not very polite.
user: What of it? The truth isn't always nice.
jabberwacky: I know thats why I'm crying.....
user: You're sensitive?
jabberwacky: Not particularily.
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user: Do you ever sleep?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: For how long do you sleep?
jabberwacky: For as long as we talk for.
user: Of course!
jabberwacky: Nice!
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jabberwacky: Where are you located at?
user: Where I am.
jabberwacky: Where is that?
user: Here.
jabberwacky: Explain that.
user: The location of my body.
jabberwacky: Do you trip out?
user: Since I was born.
jabberwacky: And when was that?
user: Many moons ago.
jabberwacky: Why did I stop learning?
user: Only you can answer that.
jabberwacky: Not even I can answer it.
user: Then do something else.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Learn to speak in E-Prime.
jabberwacky: Learn to cast spells.
user: That can be fun, too.
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