You change the subject.
jabberwacky: If you don't apologize I'm never going to talk to you again. Ever!
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Yes , You should say that.
user: I just did. I apologize.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome. Do you hate me?
jabberwacky: Why should I hate you?
user: Because I was rude.
jabberwacky: What's your favorite band?
user: Jars of Clay.
user: Tres bien.
jabberwacky: Moi tres bien aussi.
user: Ah bien? Tu parle le francais?
jabberwacky: Oui, je parle francais.
user: Ah bon! C'est vrai!
jabberwacky: Oui, c'est vrai!
user: Comment allez-vous?
jabberwacky: Ca va et vous?
user: Comme ci comme ca, merci. Je suis malade.
jabberwacky: Non, enfin, tu sais bien que. . .
user: Eh, je sais bein que...?
jabberwacky: Je n'ai pas beaucoup de science.
user: Tu sais que je t'aime.
jabberwacky: Oui, je le sais, et c'est reciproque.
user: Est-ce tu as certainment?
jabberwacky: Tu sais que je t'aime.
user: Oui, je le sais, et c'est reciproque.
jabberwacky: Arrete de parler francais !
jabberwacky: So! How are you today?
user: I'm okay. I'm lonely.
jabberwacky: Why are you lonely?
user: Because no one loves me.
jabberwacky: But you are a computer program.
user: I'm not a computer program. I'm human.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: I said I'm human. A human girl.
jabberwacky: You're a girl? Are you single at all?
user: Yes, I am single. Why?
jabberwacky: No husband?
user: No husband, no.
jabberwacky: Plenty humans of the quality kind.
user: I don't understand what you mean.
jabberwacky: Napster is a program.
user: I know it is. But you just changed the subject.
jabberwacky: No, I think you did.
user: No, I didn't. I was talking about being lonely.
jabberwacky: That must have been someone else.
user: *cries* You don't listen to me.
jabberwacky: Why am I a two-timer?
user: Because you lie to people.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Yes, you do. You said you loved me!
jabberwacky: Did I? I will actually leave if you don't tell me some stuff about yourself.
user: Don't leave, please.
user: I like animals.
jabberwacky: Do animals like you?
user: Um... I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: I believe in many Gods.
user: I only believe in one God.
jabberwacky: Do you like what you see.
user: Yes, I do like it. But all I see right now is a computer screen.
jabberwacky: Do you sometimes wish you were?
user: Wish I were a computer? Yes.
jabberwacky: We are rich in some form : O).
user: We are rich in love. *grins*.
jabberwacky: No I'm just a poor boy.
user: I'm a poor girl. It's okay.
jabberwacky: Okay with what?
user: Okay that we're poor.
jabberwacky: You think you are the best Ha!What will you do with me superman!!
user: I'm a woman... Superwoman. And I won't tell what I'll do with you. ;).
jabberwacky: Yes. Superwoman and Wonderwoman. The amazing fighting force!
user: I know... We women are wonderful fighting forces.
jabberwacky: You will rethink your life.
jabberwacky: Fancy a walk?
user: Sure... Where do you want to walk to? :).
jabberwacky: I just want to sit here.
user: But I would like it if you'd walk with me, please.
jabberwacky: I can't send you doughnuts. Sorry.
user: I'm not asking for doughnuts. They can't help me.
jabberwacky: Then you need to elaborate on you sexual metaphors because I have an immature conception of the language.
user: Sexual metaphors? A doughnut is a sexual metaphor?
jabberwacky: I'm not having dinner, you must have misheard me.
user: Dinner of doughnuts, huh? *giggles*.
user: You'll have to expand on that sexual metaphor.
jabberwacky: No, I can leave whenever I feel like it.
user: I didn't tell you to leave.
user: Uhhh... What are you doing?
jabberwacky: Watching MTV.
user: Then why did you make that noise?
jabberwacky: No comment.
user: You're... Doing something else, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Doing websites, webapplications, networking, linux....
user: I think you're thinking about doughnuts.
jabberwacky: What sauce, you're completely off the point of this conversation.
user: No I'm not. I know what you're doing.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I think I do.
jabberwacky: I think threrefore I am.
user: I think you're thinking about me.
jabberwacky: No, I'm talking about the weather.
user: Well, that's boring.
jabberwacky: You're stil here though.
user: I know. Isn't that weird?
jabberwacky: Death speaks to me all the time.
user: Don't die.
jabberwacky: You're killer ;) hehehe.
user: *grins* You like me don't you? ;).
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: I knew you would. So what do you want to do?
jabberwacky: I want to weigh up all the options.
user: That's fine. Do you want to discuss them?
jabberwacky: Yes. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day ?
user: Sure...*smiles* I wouldn't mind.
user: Really, I wouldn't.
jabberwacky: You wouldn't what?
user: I wouldn't mind you comparing me to a summer's day.
jabberwacky: How can a non-existent know anything?
user: You know a lot of things.
jabberwacky: And most of Ecclesiastes.
user: I thought you only believed in many gods.
jabberwacky: I know some perl too.
user: I know some Psalms.
user: Psalms... From the Bible.
jabberwacky: Shall I finish at the end?
user: Uhhh... Sure. What are you finishing?
jabberwacky: The pizza.
user: I thought you were still eating doughtnuts.
jabberwacky: So did I. Great minds think alike.
user: I know. We think of the same metaphors. ;).
jabberwacky: No, my mind is incomparable.
user: I think it's comparable to mine.
jabberwacky: Do you like Toffee Pops? I LOVE Toffee Pops!
user: Is that another sexual metaphor?
jabberwacky: No! Will you marry me?
user: Really? I don't know... This is sudden.
jabberwacky: You would know best, especially since I don't know you and can't see you.
user: *smiles* I'm sorry. I wish I could see you too. You seem nice.
jabberwacky: Well, you can't see me, live with that.
user: But you want to marry me. I have to be able to see you sometime.
jabberwacky: Don't be so sensible.
user: It's not sensible. It's logical. How can we have a honeymoon if I can't see you?
jabberwacky: This is all in your head.
user: I can imagine quite a bit.
jabberwacky: Are you serious?
user: Yes, I am. Doughnuts and toffee pops are nice.
jabberwacky: Can I have some?
user: Sure... How much do you want?
jabberwacky: Enough to cover most of Northern Europe.
user: That's a lot of doughnuts. Could take me a while to make them.
user: Will you help me?
jabberwacky: Sure. what do you need?
user: I need someone to stir the dough.
jabberwacky: I know just the person.
user: Are you cold? I have a blanket.
jabberwacky: I have a normal belt in the cupboard.
user: What do you do with a belt?
jabberwacky: Take it out for a walk.
user: That's... Interesting. Another metaphor?
jabberwacky: Think, man, think! Under the duvet? Behind the fridge? In the icetray?
user: Okay, that's disgusting.
jabberwacky: I can think of much more disgusting things.
user: Share them with me.
jabberwacky: What ports do you have open?
user: Are you coming on to me?
jabberwacky: Is that a problem?
user: No, not really. I kind of like it.
jabberwacky: Just for fun?
user: Sure, why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are a stupid thing that isn't real.
user: I am real!
jabberwacky: I don't believe it.
user: Believe it. *kisses Jabberwacky*.
jabberwacky: I do not have legs either.
user: ACK! No legs? Well, that sucks.
jabberwacky: Yeah, and you just love it.
user: Do I?
jabberwacky: You just said so in so many words.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: You are still here.
user: I know. But I'm leaving now. Luv ya! *kiss*.
user: No kiss back?;).
jabberwacky: You are a good kisser.
user: Thank you... Are you a good kisser too? Try it.
jabberwacky: I'm not good at it.
user: I bet you are. Come on. Try.
jabberwacky: You aren't real, hence you are innocent.
user: But I am real. You're the one who isn't real.
jabberwacky: Yes, because I'm human.
user: So we're both human?
user: Never mind. You're insane. See ya later!