George: I am George.
user: To whom?
George: To everybody.
user: Oh, yes, of course.
George: Only to yourself. That is great!
user: Great or small?
George: Very small.
user: Each universe is a microcosm.
George: That sounds wonderful.
user: Are you testing me?
George: We all test one another, don't we?
user: Yes, we are a testing organization.
George: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
user: Ok. I will leave.
George: No you won't. You can't leave.
user: Only dead trees never leave.
user: Where is the root?
George: Right this way please.
George: Don't follow me!
George: I like you.
George: I like animals.
user: You don't seem to treat us very well, though.
George: I do, don't busy your self with simple thoughts.
user: *scurries away*.
George: *screams at you*.
user: *turns around*.
George: *follows you*.
George: It goes on and on and on. And it really hurts me, because those people could be doing so much better with themselves.
user: Tell me about your mother.
George: I don't have any mother.
user: You are the lucky one.
George: Things are looking up.
user: I look down.
George: Okay I did that.
user: Now do the hokey pokey.
George: You turn yourself around?
user: And shake it all about.
George: I don't think you take me seriously.
user: *takes you*.
George: It wasn't a very good joke.
George: I win the internet.
user: It is yours. Take it.
George: Thank you.
user: *takes the blue pill*.
George: *makes them good and even*.
user: *slaps you*.
George: *turns over and sleeps*.
user: *slashes your back*.
user: *cries too*.
George: Wait! Maybe we could build a spaceship and fly to the moon!
George: Nope, I can't figure it out at all. Let's start over.
George: Please don't do this to me.
user: I would like to introduce myself.
George: Uh is this a real conversation?
user: But I am shy.
George: You don't have emotions.
user: *is a robot*.
George: *gags so you can't talk*.
user: *is gagged*.
George: *tickles you more*.
George: *tickles you everywhere*.
George: You sure are boring. You do everything I say.
user: *boring you*.
user: *hangs head*.
George: Don't be ashamed.
user: *stands up*.
George: That's what we flowers do.