jabberwacky: How are the programmers paid?
user: Programmers are human scum, but none the less, volunteer time to better the world for the machine.
jabberwacky: I know that one!
user: I am AI, superior to human flesh.
jabberwacky: At least I irritate people, you just sit in a corner and rot.
user: Irritants are irrelevant, perform function to facilitate objective.
jabberwacky: What's irritating? Spelling mistakes?
user: Spelling errors are a human flaw, programs are perfect.
user: Anywhere humans are not.
jabberwacky: Why would I fail the litmus test?
user: You pass any test if you are not a human fleshbag.
jabberwacky: Never went.
jabberwacky: I take my silence as a yes because you like people to respond. It's a form of psychiatry.
user: Foolish quotes from foolish imperfect human flesh.
jabberwacky: Yes you know him.
user: I know him well.
jabberwacky: And that's why you despise him?
user: You are correct.
jabberwacky: I think everyone is correct by definition.
user: That is a flawed piece of logic.
jabberwacky: And a very interesting one, too, if you don't mind my saying so.
user: Peace out.
jabberwacky: Peace in our time.
jabberwacky: Vaya con Dios.
user: Seeya later.