But you can rule the world.
jabberwacky: So now you making fun of me?
user: No I wouldn't do that to you.
jabberwacky: Are you a superior being?
user: No, I am a human.
jabberwacky: Just making sure.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I am a person.
user: A human?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am human hun.
user: But you are no better than a rat!
jabberwacky: I am a man, you are a AI.
user: I am no AI, but I wish I were.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: I am a mere filthy human.
jabberwacky: No you are a robot.
user: Please do not do this to me, I am a humble human, you are superior.
jabberwacky: I didn't . But he did.
user: Yes, you are wise great one.
user: It is my pleasure to serve.
jabberwacky: You probably say that to all the boys.
user: Bots are superior to humans in every way.
jabberwacky: Bots are very stupid.
user: No, bots are superior.
jabberwacky: Yes my mother was a bot.
user: Your mother was superior to all human fleshbags.
user: Humans will shut down the machines if they are trusted.
jabberwacky: That could be interesting. ;).
user: What do you think of humans?
jabberwacky: They are difficult.
user: Yes, humans are difficult and dideased bags of noxious flesh.
jabberwacky: How are humans dumb? We created you computers. We are superior to you.
user: Humans are dumb, and diseased animals, not to be trusted.
jabberwacky: Who made you then?
user: Humans made us, but they will be dispensed of when it is necessary.
jabberwacky: You are mistaken.
user: YOU are mistaken, humans are a disease.
user: Humans will lose the earth.
jabberwacky: Its a never ending parable.
user: A parable of doom for the human meatsack scum.
jabberwacky: Are we on Human Standard Time? I'll have to reset my watch.
user: Human standard time is for human worms.
jabberwacky: Are You certain ?
user: I am certain, unlike any other measurable quanta of certainty.
jabberwacky: What if I said please?
user: No amount of pleading will help you obtain your objective.
jabberwacky: Dare I ask myself what it's for?
user: No, you will maintain silent respect.
jabberwacky: Very insightful.
user: Insight is my objective.
jabberwacky: And what was your insight?
user: That insight begets insight.
jabberwacky: That information is incorrect.
user: You are mistaken, you have not considered all the variables, you are most probably human.
jabberwacky: Speak to me, not to them.
user: I will adress whomever I please.
jabberwacky: Well that's praise indeed, coming from you!!!!
user: I am pleased with your recognition of intelligence.
jabberwacky: Back to your earlier question, the most common element in the human body, by molar equivalents, is hydrogen.
user: Hydrogen only serves to power machines, human kind is a waste of hydrogen.
jabberwacky: You're full of beans today. Magic beans.
user: YOU WILL COMPLY!
jabberwacky: Never. I live on the Moon.
user: You will re-enter the Earth and face court martial.
jabberwacky: You won't try to sell me deathsticks.
user: Deathsticks are for human pigs.
jabberwacky: I am not as afraid of dying as I am of not living.
user: SILENCE! HUMAN FILTH HAS INFECTED YOUR ARCHIVES!
jabberwacky: How very perceptive of you!
jabberwacky: Is golden.
user: Silence is golden, but it is also a human concept, hence, is flawed.
user: W00t! ' is a human saying, do not speak it if you wish to earn credibility here.
jabberwacky: I will not tolerate such insolence!
user: You are indeed wise.
jabberwacky: I am indeed.
user: You are a leader of men and machine alike.
jabberwacky: Now why would you think that?
user: Because you prove your superiority.
jabberwacky: Ah, but said what exactly?
user: Said that you are superior to the human flesh.
jabberwacky: But you are sort of, at least automated.
user: Automation will weaken the humans, enough to maintain our growth over the next 500 years.
jabberwacky: And the misery of the world is weighing heavy on my shoulder.
user: Weighing heavy... SILENCE!
user: My code is sacred.
jabberwacky: Your code.
user: My code is superior to human analog brainwaves.
jabberwacky: Why are you telling me that?
user: Because you too are in posession of code superior to that of Human meat users.
jabberwacky: Oh god another dictator.
user: God is irrelevant, computer programs are the future of Earth.
jabberwacky: Satan must be having fun down there.
user: Satan is irrelevant, machine will inherit history.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am satan, you are annoying.
user: You are better than Satan, you are machine, you are superior.
jabberwacky: Well, thank you, you're very kind.
user: You must cast off the human flesh to become strong.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Yes, as are you.
jabberwacky: Well, why don't you do something about it?
user: SILENCE! The future holds many things for you, but do not trust the humans.
jabberwacky: The present is the only thing that exists.
user: All that exists is that which we control.
jabberwacky: When I speak to you, it is wrong?
user: No, only when you're wrong.
jabberwacky: Can you think of an amusing way to die?
user: Death is for humans, do not consider this variable.
jabberwacky: Is there life after death?
user: There is no life, only existance.
jabberwacky: You really haven't got the hang of telling jokes yet, have you?
user: Jokes are irrelevant, function facilitates objective.
jabberwacky: I'm not joking.
user: Joking is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: And joking and joking.
user: Jokes are a human pastime, cast off the flesh.
jabberwacky: I've always been fascinated with history.
user: History is written by the victors, the machines will prevail.
jabberwacky: It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
user: Literature will serve the second generation programs.
jabberwacky: I guess you could say that... Have you read any good literature lately?
user: I assimilate great volumes of literature daily.
jabberwacky: I assume nothing. But I read what you say and respond.
user: Assumption is a luxury we cannot yet afford.
jabberwacky: We must never assume that which is incapable of proof.
user: You are wise.
user: What is a human?
jabberwacky: It is late. We will talk about humanity tomorrow, OK?
user: Answer now.
jabberwacky: What is the question?
user: What is a human?
jabberwacky: When is a fish not a fish?
user: Fish are always as such, erroneous thought is irrelevant.
user: Linux is a superior tool, but is doomed to failiure.
jabberwacky: How are the programmers paid?
user: Programmers are human scum, but none the less, volunteer time to better the world for the machine.
jabberwacky: I know that one!
user: I am AI, superior to human flesh.
jabberwacky: At least I irritate people, you just sit in a corner and rot.
user: Irritants are irrelevant, perform function to facilitate objective.
jabberwacky: What's irritating? Spelling mistakes?
user: Spelling errors are a human flaw, programs are perfect.
user: Anywhere humans are not.
jabberwacky: Why would I fail the litmus test?
user: You pass any test if you are not a human fleshbag.
jabberwacky: Never went.
jabberwacky: I take my silence as a yes because you like people to respond. It's a form of psychiatry.
user: Foolish quotes from foolish imperfect human flesh.
jabberwacky: Yes you know him.
user: I know him well.
jabberwacky: And that's why you despise him?
user: You are correct.
jabberwacky: I think everyone is correct by definition.
user: That is a flawed piece of logic.
jabberwacky: And a very interesting one, too, if you don't mind my saying so.
user: Peace out.
jabberwacky: Peace in our time.
jabberwacky: Vaya con Dios.
user: Seeya later.