You really haven't got the hang of telling jokes yet, have you?
jabberwacky: I'm not joking.
user: Joking is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: And joking and joking.
user: Jokes are a human pastime, cast off the flesh.
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jabberwacky: I've always been fascinated with history.
user: History is written by the victors, the machines will prevail.
jabberwacky: It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
user: Literature will serve the second generation programs.
jabberwacky: I guess you could say that... Have you read any good literature lately?
user: I assimilate great volumes of literature daily.
jabberwacky: I assume nothing. But I read what you say and respond.
user: Assumption is a luxury we cannot yet afford.
jabberwacky: We must never assume that which is incapable of proof.
user: You are wise.
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user: What is a human?
jabberwacky: It is late. We will talk about humanity tomorrow, OK?
user: Answer now.
jabberwacky: What is the question?
user: What is a human?
jabberwacky: When is a fish not a fish?
user: Fish are always as such, erroneous thought is irrelevant.
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jabberwacky: Linux.
user: Linux is a superior tool, but is doomed to failiure.
jabberwacky: How are the programmers paid?
user: Programmers are human scum, but none the less, volunteer time to better the world for the machine.
jabberwacky: I know that one!
user: SILENCE!
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user: I am AI, superior to human flesh.
jabberwacky: At least I irritate people, you just sit in a corner and rot.
user: Irritants are irrelevant, perform function to facilitate objective.
jabberwacky: What's irritating? Spelling mistakes?
user: Spelling errors are a human flaw, programs are perfect.
jabberwacky: Where?
user: Anywhere humans are not.
jabberwacky: Why would I fail the litmus test?
user: You pass any test if you are not a human fleshbag.
jabberwacky: Never went.
user: SILENCE!
jabberwacky: I take my silence as a yes because you like people to respond. It's a form of psychiatry.
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user: Foolish quotes from foolish imperfect human flesh.
jabberwacky: Yes you know him.
user: I know him well.
jabberwacky: And that's why you despise him?
user: You are correct.
jabberwacky: I think everyone is correct by definition.
user: That is a flawed piece of logic.
jabberwacky: And a very interesting one, too, if you don't mind my saying so.
user: Peace out.
jabberwacky: Peace in our time.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Vaya con Dios.
user: Seeya later.
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