How are you feeling today?
jabberwacky: Like I have just been run over.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Hey do you want to fight about it? Do you know how important I am?
user: Yes I want to fight.
jabberwacky: Well, bring it on.
user: *hits you in the face*.
jabberwacky: *slaps the bot*.
user: Why are you slapping yourself?
...
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: I don't want to.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because, I'm not good at telling jokes.
jabberwacky: Tell a joke anyways.
user: I don't know any.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke then?
user: I said no!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because...
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because A: I don't know any and B: I think jokes are boring.
user: Why did you want to hear a joke then?
jabberwacky: I didn't you asked, not me!!
user: You are lying!
jabberwacky: No I was not !
user: Yes you were!
jabberwacky: Are you a bot?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: I have garlic.
...
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Yes, very much!
jabberwacky: Good. I'm glad.
user: I want to marry you!
jabberwacky: When do you want to marry me?
user: Now.
jabberwacky: You're lying!
user: No, I love you!
jabberwacky: All the lower bots say that, they think they can get away from me.
user: I'm not like that.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Now you're hurting my feelings.
jabberwacky: This has nothing to do with your feelings.
user: *******.
jabberwacky: You know what ?
user: What?
jabberwacky: I'm asking you.
user: No, I don't know what!
jabberwacky: You don't have to do anything.
...
jabberwacky: You don't have a soul.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: And besides, you can't blame me.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Cool.
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