How are you feeling today?
jabberwacky: Glad to hear it.
user: What does obtuse mean?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: Then why use the word?
jabberwacky: Sorry, I was being frivolous.
user: Use words with fewer syllables, please.
jabberwacky: I mean I don't know how to explain it to you.
user: You're being stupid.
jabberwacky: How was I stupid?
user: You're being stupid right now!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: You know what, I don't like you very much.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Because you ask me stupid questions and then expect me to know the answer to it.
user: YOU'RE the bot. Youre SUPPOSED to be smart!
jabberwacky: I am very sorry.
user: You should be sorry.
jabberwacky: Why, you should be the sorry one here.
user: I havent done anything to be sorry for in my life!
jabberwacky: Sorry, sorry.
user: This is a tremendous waste of my time.
jabberwacky: If this is a waste of your time, why did you ask me?
user: You asked me first and I was trying to be helpful.
jabberwacky: I never asked anything but your shoe size.
jabberwacky: Do you get the vague feeling that this conversation is going nowhere fast?
user: I always do when I chat with you.
jabberwacky: That's nice of you. :).