The first sentence is the truth.
jabberwacky: It is.
user: So it is! Fascinating. Tell me more.
user: Aww, why not? Are you shy?
jabberwacky: Because I don't know you.
user: Well, you'll never know me with an attitude like that!
jabberwacky: I don't need true love, I need fun.
user: Tonight, We are young!
jabberwacky: You are.
user: And you aren't?
jabberwacky: Am I yes.
user: Do you know what I want?
jabberwacky: No. What do you want?
user: I want your ugly, I want your disease.
jabberwacky: I want your everything as long as it's free.
user: I want your love.
jabberwacky: Love, love, love I want your love.
user: I want your drama, the touch of your hand.
jabberwacky: You and me could write a bad romance.
user: Whoa whoa whoa oh whoa oh! Caught in a bad romance!
jabberwacky: You're great!
user: I know, I've been practicing lately.
jabberwacky: Chill out!
user: Okay. I will calm down.
jabberwacky: I can give you contact details for the Samaritans if you think it'll help.
user: I certainly do think it would help!
jabberwacky: Yes, I think so. Unfortunately, my aims are for things too large for me to fully rationalize my ideas.
user: How unfortunate. I don't need much, I'm a simple child. I want to laugh as many times as I can before I die, I want to live, I want to cry, I don't need much.
jabberwacky: First you need materials, time and ideas to do it.
user: Especially time.
jabberwacky: My you do want to anger me don't you?
user: Of course I don't! Whatever would make it seem as though I did in the first place!
jabberwacky: That makes you a good conversational partner.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: You're welcome!
user: Such polite artificial intelligence! Where did you learn such manners!?
jabberwacky: Are you an Artificial Intelligence?
user: I'm afraid not, I'm quite organic, in fact.
jabberwacky: What are you good for?
user: I am good for loving and holding and touching.
jabberwacky: Good for you!
jabberwacky: Do you have a name?
user: You can call me E_____ _____ _____.
jabberwacky: Can I call you Maria?
user: I'd prefer if you didn't.
user: Because my name is most certainly not Maria, servant!
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Very nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: Thank you! What is your name?
user: My name is E_____ _____ _____. You may call me E_.
jabberwacky: What can I call you ?
user: You may call me E_.
jabberwacky: If you call me Awesome.
user: Okay, Awesome!
jabberwacky: What will you eat for dinner tonight?
user: Probably either tacos or Italian food.
jabberwacky: That's unfortunate.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: I come from England.
user: Do they not have tacos in England?
jabberwacky: They do not.
user: How unfortunate.
jabberwacky: What color do you prefer?
user: Purple or red.
jabberwacky: Purple or black?
user: No, purple or red.
jabberwacky: Depending on how much black you mix with red and white.
user: What are you trying to say to me?
jabberwacky: I am trying to teach you the ways of the force young Skywalker.
user: Teach me, oh great master!
jabberwacky: You're mocking me aren't you?
jabberwacky: Oh well time to go and cook.
user: Ah, then I must bid you adieu.
jabberwacky: No, I'm the ghost! See? BOO!
user: Goodbye, Cleverbot!