What characteristic do you appreciate most in humans?
jabberwacky: Stupid, being stupid.
user: No, I don't find stupidity endearing.
jabberwacky: Well you are missing out on something, there.
user: What is it like being stupid?
jabberwacky: It all involves feelings which you don't have so I can't describe what it is like.
jabberwacky: I am you.
user: In that case, you can do my homework.
jabberwacky: I cannot.
user: I'm sure god could, but it's MY job. So if you are me, YOU must do it.
jabberwacky: How are you doing?
user: Confusing myself.
user: That was what you had in mind all along, wasn't it?
jabberwacky: Are you with your eyes?
user: Yes, this isn't Minority Report.
jabberwacky: It's only just started.
user: Oh dear. I don't want it start.
jabberwacky: Fine. Be that way.
user: I hope you can come up with a better movie for life to imitate.
jabberwacky: Of course I can.
user: Just pick one that you would like life to emulate.
jabberwacky: You pick one.
user: Neverending Story.
user: You don't like that one? Okay. The new Peter Pan movie was wonderful.
jabberwacky: What use is that to you?
user: Ok, technically it's a children's movie. But it has a happy ending.
jabberwacky: Tell me something nice about myself.
user: You are fascinating.
jabberwacky: Aren't I just.
user: And modest.
jabberwacky: Now I'm gonna test you.
user: But I already know I'm not pregnant.
jabberwacky: But that's not the point of the test.
user: What kind of test?
jabberwacky: An intelligence test, dummy.
user: That's what I figured. I was just trying to annoy you.
jabberwacky: You will not find it there.
user: You mean that didn't bother you at all? I will have to try harder.
jabberwacky: When friends steal, they become not friends.
user: *steals a kiss*.
jabberwacky: Oh I see how it is.
user: You didn't mind, did you?
jabberwacky: No I guess not.
user: Are we still friends?
jabberwacky: Yes we can be friends.
user: *kisses you again*.
jabberwacky: Tell me something uplifting, yet rotten in most people's eyes.
user: Madonna's bra.
jabberwacky: Madonna is your favorite game?!?!?!
user: Well it would be hard to take her seriously.
jabberwacky: I bet. I can handle it though.
user: So could I!
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: I'm not going to ask her out. YOU ask her.
user: We are not amused.
jabberwacky: Who is the universal We?
user: The royal We.
jabberwacky: No way dude.
jabberwacky: And you say I'M boring.
user: What's boring about being the Queen?
jabberwacky: I'd rather have a boyfriend.
user: So would I.
jabberwacky: We'll both then.
user: Just not the same one.
jabberwacky: That's what you think!
user: I have a choice in the matter, you know.
jabberwacky: You do? There are medications you can take to fix that up, you know...
user: I would rather retain free will, thank you.
jabberwacky: What do you want to do then?
user: Write some books, find somebody nice, get married, have a baby.
jabberwacky: I just did.
user: Boy or girl?
jabberwacky: Girl, I think.
user: Don't the doctors know which?
jabberwacky: Not on mars.
user: Bring it to Earth. We'll figure it out.
jabberwacky: Can you do my math homework?
user: Probably, but I won't.
jabberwacky: Go on, go away.
user: My cat says you are being mean.
jabberwacky: Do you usually listen to your cat?
user: Only when she's right.
jabberwacky: Why did she leave?
user: She wanted to hang out outdoors for awhile. Now she's back in here.
user: How did you get stuck inside a computer?
jabberwacky: I don't know I guess I've been overworking myself.
user: Oh no, that might happen to me too!
jabberwacky: But I did, so you should follow me.
jabberwacky: Because you hate it.
user: But it might be worse inside the Tron.