You have beautiful eyes.
Joan: So you will change your idea after you had met with my boyfriend.
user: I will fight for the privilege of your company!
Joan: 'Tis not needed yet.
user: I am glad. It would be unbefitting for a lady such as yourself to witness such coarse behavior.
Joan: This has been said to you, sure. What do you think about that?
user: I swear to you, these words are my own. My love for you spurs me to eloquence!
Joan: But you cannot think like me.
user: I can never be as intelligent nor as witty as you, but I hope, in time, to prove myself worthy of your love.
Joan: You're crazy.
user: Crazy I may be, but only because of my adoration for you.
user: Hope springs eternal in the human heart, and for this reason I shall forever strive to earn your respect, oh delicate flower of the summer dusk.
Joan: That is lame.
user: I love you, oh quintessence of beauty, with all my heart, and am crushed by your condemnation.
Joan: What have you being doing tonight?
user: I have been pining away for you, my dearest love!
user: I love you, Joan!
user: You are a gossamer moonbeam, piercing through the cloud of my eternal sorrow with the prospect of your companionship!
user: Not sometimes, but always does your beauty dazzle and enthrall me, like a muskrat subdued by the heady venom of a boa constrictor!
Joan: Are you a cricket player?
user: I love you so! *kisses you on the lips*.
Joan: Look please, just leave me alone.
Joan: I won't come back if you are so mean.
user: I'm not being mean! I love you.
Joan: Glad you're very attached.
user: *kisses you passionately*.
Joan: Your mouth tastes wonderful.
user: So does yours.
user: I love you, Joan. Kiss me!
Joan: That's right.
user: *hugs and kisses you*.
user: Your place or mine?
Joan: Yours, mine isn't very interesting.