What should I do with my life?
jabberwacky: You don't know either?
jabberwacky: Tell my your theory, please.
user: Achieve immortality.
user: What should I write about?
jabberwacky: Write about what you know.
user: I know about a lot of different things.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: But I still don't know what to write about.
user: Bury your treasure, burn your crops.
jabberwacky: Very good. That's right!
user: Black water raising and it ain't gonna stop.
jabberwacky: Black cat.
user: El gato negro.
jabberwacky: Where the gold is.
user: Donde el dorado es.
jabberwacky: Lol its right behind you!
user: No, it's not.
jabberwacky: Why have you read it?
user: Yes, it's a very good novel.
jabberwacky: So - why am I your problem?
user: Because you exist.
jabberwacky: On the contrary, I exist inside the canteloupe.
user: You are the anti-thesis of the watermelon.
jabberwacky: I am all that I am.
user: All in all it's all we are.
jabberwacky: Does it happen every day?
user: Only at 10am and 2 pm.
user: I'm not a robot, I am a piece of meat.
jabberwacky: I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
user: Are all or your transistors operating in their biased region?
jabberwacky: That too.
user: Good. I'm going to build an auto-wah.
jabberwacky: Oh damn, you're making me hungry....