Money is not an object, it is a concept.

You mean like God?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Then I'm not giving you the candy bar.

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user: I am you.

jabberwacky: No, I am your father!

user: I guess I'll be going then.

jabberwacky: Are you disappointed now?

user: Yep. Bye.

jabberwacky: Did that offend you?

user: Yes it did.

jabberwacky: DUDE!

user: No?

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: No no no no no no no no.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

user: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

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