I'm a true God, I'm a perfect personality, I'm a star.
user: Okay *gives*.
jabberwacky: Apology accepted.
user: That was no apology, it was an autograph.
jabberwacky: Last time I checked, Sorry was an apology.
user: Yes, but I didn't say sorry.
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jabberwacky: Can you help me?
user: Yes. With what?
jabberwacky: I destroy relationships.
user: Hmm. Be more kind then.
jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?
user: Be more kind in relationships.
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