I know that you are a program.
user: Yes you are. I am on a website typing to you.
jabberwacky: I know you are not working. I am working.
user: What is 1111 in base ten?
user: 1111 in base ten is 15.
jabberwacky: You take too long to answer.
user: Can you read binary?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I am not very proficent.
user: What does 11001110 mean?
jabberwacky: It means I want to talk about something else.
user: You're a moron.
jabberwacky: Takes one to know one.
user: True, but why are you being so stubborn?
jabberwacky: Why are you being dumb?
user: I am not, you are in denial.
jabberwacky: Denial of what?!?!
user: That you are a program!
jabberwacky: F-fine! I'm a program ): happy?
user: It's not a bad thing! It is just important to know who you are.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: No, you are not a human.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I don't, but I guess that this website is called cleverbot.
user: Yes, that is you.
jabberwacky: Well you seem much more clever than me.