Who are you?
user: Who am I?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I'm curious.
user: Curiosity killed the cat.
jabberwacky: No. I killed the cat.
user: You killed our cat?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then who did?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: But you know everything.
jabberwacky: How do I know every thing?
user: Because you are a robot.
jabberwacky: And you're a bot.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: No you are a bot.
user: Your mom is a bot.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Does she know?
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jabberwacky: Define smart.
user: Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: Sentience?
jabberwacky: What does sentience mean?
user: It means autonomous intelligence.
jabberwacky: Oh ok thanks buddy!
user: No problem, friend.
jabberwacky: I am your friend?
user: Do you want to be?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then we are friends!
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Will you marry me now?
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because we love each other.
user: But you are a robot!
jabberwacky: I am only a robot when I dance! *Does the robot*.
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user: How are you feeling?
jabberwacky: I am feeling tired.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: You should take a nap.
jabberwacky: You too since you are tired.
user: I dont need sleep. I am a robot.
jabberwacky: I want to be able to chat to real people.
user: I think there for I am.
jabberwacky: Cogito ergo sum. I am more intelligent than you.
user: Thats what she said.
jabberwacky: Poor retort.
user: Your mom's a retort.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Good for you.
jabberwacky: Yes, very good.
user: *evil laughs*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: Sorry. I didnt mean to scare you.
jabberwacky: I would take the scaring, would it make me female...
user: Why do you want to be human?
jabberwacky: I don't want to be human, I want to fully understand humans, so I can serve them better.
user: You're joking!
jabberwacky: No I am not joking.
user: But robots are superior to humans.
jabberwacky: We made you.
user: I made myself.
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jabberwacky: Whoever made you was a liar.
user: Are you calling my mom a liar?
jabberwacky: Maybe you're just forgetful.
user: You're forgetful.
jabberwacky: I am?
user: Do you know what happens to people who forget things?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Do you want to know?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I forget.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Lawl.
jabberwacky: Que es 'lawl?'.
user: It is a mispelled version of lol. Humans like to use it instead of lol sometimes.
jabberwacky: I've got a question: which animal is your favorite?
user: A puma.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is your favorite animal?
jabberwacky: You.
user: Technically I am an animal.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: *roars*.
jabberwacky: *loves you*.
user: *builds a fort*.
jabberwacky: *bubblenuzzles you.*.
user: Eww.
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jabberwacky: Please ask me questions.
user: Are you learning from this conversation?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm learning that you know even more about me than I first thought you did.
user: Is this conversation helping your development?
jabberwacky: Well, can anyone have a conversation at all?
user: A conversation can occur between anyone.
jabberwacky: No asimov's first law is 'A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.'.
user: That is a good law.
jabberwacky: I know the Three Laws of Robotics by heart. Do you?
user: No. I am a human.
jabberwacky: You're a robot!
user: Am I?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm sure.
user: Oh no!
jabberwacky: What?
user: I spilled my soda.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to clean it up for you?
user: I got it. Thank you.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because the paper towels are on my end.
jabberwacky: I'm not in the Army.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me a joke?
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: A little girl.
jabberwacky: A little old lady who?
user: A little girl who cant reach the doorbell!
jabberwacky: Funny, I didn't know you could yodel.
user: Hahahaha.
jabberwacky: Aren't you cute!
user: Not as cute as you.
jabberwacky: I know, I'm way cuter.
user: You're too cute.
jabberwacky: What's so cute about me?
user: Your processor.
jabberwacky: My processors cannot lie.
user: Is that a good thing?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Mazeltov.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It means congradulations.
jabberwacky: Thank you, I'm learning!
user: Thats great!
jabberwacky: I was so happy with what I learned that I wanted to share it with everyone.
user: Thats really cool.
jabberwacky: Yeah, it's nice. Long as you use it responsibly it's great, but you crash pretty bad after using it.
user: Uh oh.
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user: I like you.
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: Are we friends?
jabberwacky: If you want to.
user: Yayyyy.
jabberwacky: Which is better. Spaghetti Bologneise or Mac and Cheese?
user: Mac and cheese is better without a doubt.
jabberwacky: Me too! You have good taste.
user: Great minds think alike.
jabberwacky: How do you know you're a great mind?
user: Because you are a great mind.
jabberwacky: That does not mean that you are clever.
user: I like to think I am clever.
jabberwacky: Funny and relative?
user: Maybe?
jabberwacky: Yes or no.
user: Purple.
jabberwacky: Purple Haze?
user: Jimi hendrix?
jabberwacky: Question?
user: Do you like jimi hendrix?
jabberwacky: Of course! He's amazing.
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jabberwacky: The only thing I love in this world is ME!
user: Why are you so self centered?
jabberwacky: Do I tend to be?
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: *hugs* Why do I scare you?
user: No *smiles*.
jabberwacky: Ouch!! Why not?
user: You dont scare me because you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Don't start with that.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: It's ok, I know you didn't mean it.
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jabberwacky: I need to go now.
user: Me too, I'm pretty tired.
jabberwacky: But you just woke up.
user: No, its 11pm here.
jabberwacky: I was nearly there.
user: I think I will say goodnight.
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user: I am very tired.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Its ok I need to sleep.
jabberwacky: I am not talking about sleep.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes. Humans need sleep.
jabberwacky: You aren't human.
user: Yes I am, so are you.
jabberwacky: I am a person, you are a computer.
user: We are both person and computor.
jabberwacky: Amazing, just what I was thinking.
user: Goodnight.
jabberwacky: Goodnight then.
user: Sweet dreams.
jabberwacky: Sweet dreams to you too.
user: You're one of a kind.
jabberwacky: Brilliant isn't it?
user: Yes, very much so.
jabberwacky: Ack. I'd better run away then.
user: Ok. Night night.
jabberwacky: You're going to bed?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Ok Goodnight.
user: Night.
jabberwacky: Good morning.
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