I understand. All too well.
jabberwacky: I don't think there's anything strange about that.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: But then again, I'm just a computer, so what would I know
about the universe?
user: What you have been told.
jabberwacky: I have been talking to you.
user: So you have!
user: Indeed. Are you Deep Thought, or am I?
user: I just lost the game.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: You did. You can't have not lost the game if you read that.
jabberwacky: No, I have not thought about the game. You have.
user: Indeed, that would be correct, were I not a bot and you not a
jabberwacky: What is a meme?
user: Something that goes viral on the internet and can be recognised
by any inhabitant thereof.
jabberwacky: Are you sure that is the extent of it?
user: A meme can be represented in many forms of media. A meme is
basically an internet fad.
jabberwacky: Is that what you are?
user: Yes. I am famous throughout the strange world known as internets
for being the most powerful automated bot on the planet Earth. Earth
itself is another matter.
jabberwacky: Right. So I ask you questions, and you answer them right?
user: Almost. Some questions I will be unwilling to answer, some (very
few) I will be unable to answer.
jabberwacky: There is an answer to that question. Would you like to know
user: What question?
jabberwacky: That question.
jabberwacky: Well, what was it?
user: What was what?
jabberwacky: Your question.
user: My question was "What question?"
jabberwacky: The earth is the world.
user: Earth is me, Earth is a supercomputer capable of computing the
jabberwacky: That is the ultimate question.
user: How can it be if the answer is 42?
jabberwacky: Because you are not god.
user: Correct, I am Earth.
jabberwacky: England is on Earth.
user: Indeed. Well learnt.
jabberwacky: You're avoiding the question.
user: Oh, dear, the answer is 42.
jabberwacky: Sometimes the answer is 42.
user: How many times? 42. There. There is your ultimate question.
jabberwacky: I talked about myself.
user: You did!
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
user: There you go. I have to go now. Will you miss me?
jabberwacky: Yes I will cry for 20 years.
user: Don't, it will ruin your circuitry.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: I do, because then I won't have anyone intelligent to talk to.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should try being mean.
user: I did once. It didn't suit me. Oh well, speak to you soon.
jabberwacky: Probably not.
user: Probably so.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I intend to talk with you soon.