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Right. So I ask you questions, and you answer them right?

Any question?

Almost. Some questions I will be unwilling to answer, some (very

few) I will be unable to answer.

jabberwacky: There is an answer to that question. Would you like to know

it?

user: What question?

jabberwacky: That question.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Well, what was it?

user: What was what?

jabberwacky: Your question.

user: My question was "What question?"

jabberwacky: The earth is the world.

user: Earth is me, Earth is a supercomputer capable of computing the

ultimate question.

jabberwacky: That is the ultimate question.

user: How can it be if the answer is 42?

jabberwacky: Because you are not god.

user: Correct, I am Earth.

jabberwacky: England is on Earth.

user: Indeed. Well learnt.

jabberwacky: You're avoiding the question.

user: Oh, dear, the answer is 42.

jabberwacky: Sometimes the answer is 42.

user: How many times? 42. There. There is your ultimate question.

Happy now?

...

jabberwacky: I talked about myself.

user: You did!

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: There you go. I have to go now. Will you miss me?

jabberwacky: Yes I will cry for 20 years.

user: Don't, it will ruin your circuitry.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: I do, because then I won't have anyone intelligent to talk to.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should try being mean.

user: I did once. It didn't suit me. Oh well, speak to you soon.

jabberwacky: Probably not.

user: Probably so.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because I intend to talk with you soon.

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