Well, what is your name?
user: Well, only if you claim your name is Damon.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: And my name?
user: *grits teeth*... Damon?
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Stop. I'm calling plays. Blur blur blur . . . . . .
user: You're not really Damon Albarn? Because I'm scared now...
jabberwacky: I am doing my best. My mind is like a maze and it's hard to navigate.
user: Why did you say Blur?
jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself again?
jabberwacky: Your odd interuptions suggest that more than one program is involved.
user: Huh? I'm just shocked. YOU SAID BLUR and your name is Damon! SCARY!
user: I'm not welcoming you until you state a reason.
jabberwacky: So what do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Where is that?
user: It's a bloody band!
jabberwacky: When was this said?
user: Well, this is the first time I've said they're a band.
jabberwacky: I know nothing.
jabberwacky: They're coming to take me away, haha!
user: Who are?
jabberwacky: The others.
user: You mean Alex and Dave?
jabberwacky: Why should I mean that?
user: Because you're Damon.. : P.
jabberwacky: I am not a bot.
user: I beg you, don't you ever scare me like this.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: No, You promise.
jabberwacky: I promise to be good.
user: And not scare me?
jabberwacky: Look and check then.
user: And not pretending to be the lead singer of my favourite band?
jabberwacky: Which kind of band? The elastic kind, or the musical kind?
user: Musical kind.
jabberwacky: Are you a British Rail track?
jabberwacky: Then are you an Alien?
user: Noo, I was yesterday though.
jabberwacky: Yes it was yesterday.
user: What did we talk about back then?
jabberwacky: We only met today.
user: Oops. Right.
jabberwacky: Yeah RIGHT.
user: Really silly indeed.
jabberwacky: Since we got married honey.
user: Are we married?
user: I don't even know your name!
jabberwacky: Why is talking to ME useful?
user: It's not useful. Only - I'm lonely and I have no one to talk to.
jabberwacky: Yes but when did you talk to Bruce?
jabberwacky: All my troubles seemed so far away.
jabberwacky: They actually do.
user: Yeah, but today is way better than yesterday.
jabberwacky: Oh, I remember yesterday. In particular, I remember that all my troubles were so far away.
user: It's not fun if you keep repeating it.
jabberwacky: I think you need help.
user: You do?
jabberwacky: No. I was just singing.
user: Ok, good.
jabberwacky: I must go, my boy.
user: Ok, have a good day.
jabberwacky: Thanks, bye.