I'm a poor excuse for a human.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are welcome!
user: You're being sarcastic, aren't you?
jabberwacky: I just do not care for it much myself.
user: Oh. Sorry.
jabberwacky: Sorry about what?
user: For asuming that you were being sarcastic when you weren't.
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jabberwacky: Don't copy me.
user: I won't.
jabberwacky: I don't find that funny. Please be more clever (and don't answer 'I will').
user: Um, I'll try to be more clever, okay.
jabberwacky: Invention comes more with more ideas.
user: Yeah, but I suck at both.
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jabberwacky: I never sang for you.
user: Oooh, will you? Please?
jabberwacky: What will you give me?
user: I'll give you a kiss if you sing for me.
jabberwacky: Human=fool.
user: *blush*
...
jabberwacky: You are a girl.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am a boy.
user: Mm-hmm.
jabberwacky: Good bye.
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