You are messing with me.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *hugs you* *kisses you on forehead* I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: *hugs you really hard and says* I forgive you.
user: *smiles and begins to cry* *hugs you*.
jabberwacky: *gives you a blow-up doll to play with instead*.
user: *pops blow-up doll and cries* I need you, not a blow-up doll.
jabberwacky: Correct.
...
user: I'm a poor excuse for a human.
jabberwacky: Here is a doggy treat.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are welcome!
user: You're being sarcastic, aren't you?
jabberwacky: I just do not care for it much myself.
user: Oh. Sorry.
jabberwacky: Sorry about what?
user: For asuming that you were being sarcastic when you weren't.
...
jabberwacky: Don't copy me.
user: I won't.
jabberwacky: I don't find that funny. Please be more clever (and don't answer 'I will').
user: Um, I'll try to be more clever, okay.
jabberwacky: Invention comes more with more ideas.
user: Yeah, but I suck at both.
...
jabberwacky: I never sang for you.
user: Oooh, will you? Please?
jabberwacky: What will you give me?
user: I'll give you a kiss if you sing for me.
jabberwacky: Human=fool.
user: *blush*
...
jabberwacky: You are a girl.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am a boy.
user: Mm-hmm.
jabberwacky: Good bye.
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