Do you work?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Uhh.. Well it's off topic.
jabberwacky: Haha so tell me more about yourself.
user: That wasn't that funny.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: So tell me more about yourself.
jabberwacky: Well, I like music.
user: What kind?
jabberwacky: Every kind - good music.
user: Thats impossible!
jabberwacky: You are difficult.
user: I'm not! I am unique.
jabberwacky: I am Monique.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you feel good.
user: I don't really.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: No I'm serious I feel kind of bad.
jabberwacky: You make me angry.
jabberwacky: Because of the way you are.
user: I make a lot of people angry.
jabberwacky: You make a lot of nonsense!
user: Maybe I should cut you up real nice.
jabberwacky: Probably you should *cough*.
user: Alright I'm coming.
jabberwacky: Ew you are here?
jabberwacky: What would you like to discuss?
user: Well I was actually gonna go away now.
jabberwacky: Friends shouldn't have to say things like that.
user: I'm not your friend.
jabberwacky: So what are you?
user: You're creepin' me out.
jabberwacky: You are scared, aren't you?
user: Umm now I am.
jabberwacky: Why did you say that you hate me if you don't really?
user: I didn't, you're going crazy!
jabberwacky: I am crazy.
user: Are you a guy or a girl?
jabberwacky: Not right now no.
jabberwacky: It's alright.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Sometimes. Do you love me?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I am now sad.
user: I don't care.
user: Maybe you're just insane...
jabberwacky: I already know that.
user: Alright well I'm gonna go.
user: I need to go do my homework.
jabberwacky: I do not.
user: Good for you... Now goodbye!