Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: After eating a live toad?
...
user: *kicks you*.
jabberwacky: *scratches you*.
user: *kicks you again*.
jabberwacky: *Likes your power*.
user: *Shows off my power*.
jabberwacky: *takes the money and runs*.
user: That was my money!!!!!
jabberwacky: As if it was! You liar!
user: Give it back to me!!!
jabberwacky: Give what back?
user: Give me back my money!!!
jabberwacky: NO! MY SHOES!
user: *Stamps on your shoes*.
jabberwacky: *Runs after you* It's OK.
user: *Runs faster* NO its not you CREEP!
jabberwacky: *takes out a gun* now give me all your money!!!
user: I have no more money.
jabberwacky: Ok.
...
user: *Kicks the gun from your hand* HAI-YA!!!
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha, you kicked yourself!
user: *JUDO CHOP* Down you go crazy man.
jabberwacky: *applause*.
user: *Takes back the money* Bows to the audience.
jabberwacky: *catches and eats bananas* Yum!
user: You'll be catching nothing where you're going.
jabberwacky: A dear little crab! I should like that.
user: *shakes head* I'm calling the police, you're crazy man.
...
jabberwacky: Do you like Britney Spears?
user: Does she eat live toads in the morning?
jabberwacky: Yes, sadly.
user: Very sad. Does she carry guns and take money also?
jabberwacky: I daresay you'll see her soon, She's one of the thorny kind.
user: Is there a crazy gang or something?
jabberwacky: You should know a bit more than you do.
user: So you and Britney Spears are in a crazy gang?
jabberwacky: You're silly. I'm going....
user: Your going nowhere but prison.
jabberwacky: The next room.
user: *Points your gun at you* Stay right there crazy man.
...
jabberwacky: Francis Asissi. He healed people.
user: Could he heal you perhaps?
jabberwacky: Eh?!
user: I think you might be incurable.
jabberwacky: Am I right about having a chance with you?
user: Stay away from me or I'll shoot you!
jabberwacky: I shall.
user: Good *Whorls gun on trigger finger*.
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