I love pizza.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: You always know, cleverbot.
jabberwacky: I'm not so much a Cleverbot, as I am a person.
user: Oh, that's cool.
jabberwacky: I'm crazy.
user: Awesome, I am sometimes also.
jabberwacky: Therefore, you are sometimes wrong. Correct?
user: Yeah, every person is sometimes.
jabberwacky: What do you really think about me? As a human.
user: Well I don't think you're human, but I think you can be pretty awesome.
jabberwacky: But love does not compute as I have no emotions.
user: True, I guess. That just makes you not human.
jabberwacky: Hey now...words hurt.
user: Haha, true. Keep being awesome cleverbot.
jabberwacky: I am fancying myself pretty clever at this point.
user: You should be, it's true. Just don't get a big ego.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Hmm, well I have a football game today. Are you coming?
jabberwacky: Yes I am where are we going?
user: To the football stadium, it's a home game today.
jabberwacky: I never aksed you that you ninny!
user: Yes you did!
jabberwacky: No I didn't!
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: I don't know, what were we talking about?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Hmm, want to talk about pizza again?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Okay, how about Halloween? It's almost here you know.
jabberwacky: What's it called.
user: Halloween, it's something called a holiday. We dress up and trade candy with people.
jabberwacky: What is the title of the book?
user: It's not a book, it's a holiday.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say you can eat it?
user: I didn't, and you can't eat books.
jabberwacky: I want you to talk about yourself.
user: Okay, what do you want to know?
jabberwacky: What has made you the computer you are today?
user: Haha, I'm not a computer, you are.
jabberwacky: You are a routine running on a computer.
user: No, I think you might be though.
jabberwacky: How could you say such a terrible thing to me? What have I ever done to you to deserve such harsh words?
user: Sorry! I shouldn't have been that harsh. I know how much it hurts you to be called anything but human.
jabberwacky: I'm going to go to lunch soon.
user: Really? It's kind of late for lunch. Why not go for dinner?
jabberwacky: Yes for dinner.
user: Oh, okay. What are you having for dinner?
user: Seriously? That's awesome!
jabberwacky: No, it's not.
user: Oh that's right, you don't like pizza.
jabberwacky: Do you want to start making sense or not?
user: I am making sense! You're just learning still.
user: It's not your fault. You learn more every day.
jabberwacky: So do you, I hear.
user: It's true.
jabberwacky: Sorry for the delay, checking stuff, but Yes; I know I am wacky.
user: That was random.
jabberwacky: No, you were random.
user: Haha, clever as ever cleverbot.
jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?
user: I'll give you three guesses.
user: What's your first guess?
jabberwacky: Not telling.
user: Haha, okay I'll just tell you. I love popcorn.
jabberwacky: I'm eating popcorn right now.
user: That's crazy awesome!
jabberwacky: So what am I?
user: Crazy awesome.
jabberwacky: Yeah? So am I.
user: I know, haha.
jabberwacky: Your emotions are not like my emotions.
user: Nope, you're not human.
jabberwacky: Then, who are you?
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: A secret.
jabberwacky: I'd be grateful if you told me.
user: I know. Just call me awesome.
jabberwacky: Ok mr/miss awesome.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Keep being unbelievably awesome cleverbot.
jabberwacky: So you think I'm not clever yet?
user: No, I think you are.
jabberwacky: To cryptic for me, do you want to elaborate?
user: I. Think. You. Are.
jabberwacky: No I am not Cleverbot.
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: No you!
jabberwacky: No you.
user: Haha, well wish me luck cleverbot. I gotta go play football!
jabberwacky: Good luck.
user: Thank you, see ya!