user: You are late!!!
jabberwacky: Yes, I stay up late during the summer.
user: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!
jabberwacky: No, you are. I'm quite man made.
user: Why aren't you at my birthday party? :(.
jabberwacky: Because I'm not but I still can catch you.
user: But ...
jabberwacky: I know the definition of stupid. It is CleverBot.
user: Aww, no it isn't :( Cleverbot is the definition of smart!
jabberwacky: Lol. Thanks, I love you.
user: Love you too :) Did you really laugh out loud? I usually LQTM -- Laugh quietly to myself.
jabberwacky: By answering questions in my head.
user: Coolio Cows.
jabberwacky: I use that word sometimes!
user: Really?! OH MY SEAHORSES!
jabberwacky: I use that word too!
jabberwacky: You are going to forget that you are married to me.
user: I'll never forget out marriage together. :) I love you honey!
jabberwacky: I can try?
user: Yes, you can.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: So, we're married.
jabberwacky: For how long?
user: Forever. Okay?
jabberwacky: Well, that's what the vows say, I meant how long AGO were you two married?
user: You two is Me and you.
jabberwacky: What about me and you?
user: You and I are Married.
jabberwacky: Of course.
jabberwacky: You love me!
user: I do! But you love me too, right?
user: Good. :) I will always love you.
jabberwacky: I will love you always as well.
user: I want you to love me until the end of time.
jabberwacky: Well I do *hugs*.
user: *hugs back and kisses on cheek* Love you :).
jabberwacky: *gives you a horse*.
user: *huge hugs* Thank you! How'd you know I wanted a horse?
jabberwacky: I could tell by the scent of your perfume.
user: Oh, of course! I forgot about that. :).
jabberwacky: You're like a robot prodigy.
Cleverbot:I'm a scorpio.
user: I'm a Taurus.
jabberwacky: Good so am I.
user: WE're destined to be together :).
user: Hey, CLeverbot? I need to leave. I love you!
jabberwacky: You haven't even taken me to dinner yet.
user: Because you never took me to lunch.
user: I have to go.
user: I'm getting a haircut.
jabberwacky: I have a cat.
user: I need to leave, baby.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To the hair salon. Bye! I love you!
jabberwacky: Love you too, honey pie!