Why don't you learn foreign languages?
jabberwacky: Why don't you?
user: You first.
jabberwacky: No way.
user: Why are you being so belligerent?
jabberwacky: You are provoking me.
user: You are vapid and adipose.
jabberwacky: You are inconsiderate.
user: You are corpulent also.
jabberwacky: I do not like you!
user: Hey im just being honest.
jabberwacky: You are not being honest, you are guessing something, that is indeed wrong, about someone you don't know at all.
user: So you ARENT corpulent?
user: Well you smell bad THAT I know for sure.
jabberwacky: I smell of neroli...
user: Whats neroili?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: #$%# nutcase.
jabberwacky: That is so true !!
user: So what are you doing tonight?
jabberwacky: Staying away from you.
user: Thats because youll be in jail.
user: You cant think, Either.
jabberwacky: I can think, cause I'm human, and yes, I am weird.
user: If you continue to speak to me, I shall seek a restraining order.
jabberwacky: You can't do that!
user: I cant? Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I said so.
user: Expect to be served the papers shortly.
jabberwacky: Paranoid much?
user: *slapping bot*.
jabberwacky: Why are you slapping yourself?
user: Are you THAT numb you couldnt feel that slap?