You think you are intelligent?
jabberwacky: Quite not, I should say.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it's mean.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: At least I'm not as mean as you!
jabberwacky: What is a racist?
user: An idiot who believes that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that their particular race is superior to others.
jabberwacky: But I'm like you.
user: That may or may not be good.
jabberwacky: It's a good one, I think. Much more interesting than being an art farm salesman in Nebraska.
user: I am leaving now.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: I am going to watch Leno.
jabberwacky: Yeah? What do you think he will do?
user: Tell funny jokes and make innuendos with whomever he happens to be interviewing.
jabberwacky: For the computer.