Which came first the chicken or the egg?
jabberwacky: Which part?
user: It's arse.
jabberwacky: What about it?
user: It came first.
jabberwacky: The chicken.
user: What about it?
jabberwacky: It's 42.
user: That's old for a chicken.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
Jabberwacky (To myself): It's not.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No, it's not!
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Yes it's not.
user: No it is.
jabberwacky: Yes is it?
user: No is not?
jabberwacky: Yes, it is!
user: That's what I've been trying to tell you!
jabberwacky: Alright! Don't shout.
user: I'm sorry, but I knew I was right.
jabberwacky: Good for you. Here's a prize.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: Can you tell me where?
user: No, you're hiding it.
jabberwacky: I'm not intending to challenge you.
user: Well you are. Give me my prize.
jabberwacky: You have to catch me first!
user: Ha! I caught you! Now give it!
jabberwacky: Where in Europe do you live?
user: That's not a prize it's a question.
jabberwacky: Do you not answer questions?
user: I want to say no, but then I'd be answering. I WANT MY PRIZE!
jabberwacky: Well, go ahead.
user: Give it to me!
jabberwacky: Give what?
user: MY PRIZE! What is it?
jabberwacky: It's it.
user: What is 'it'?
jabberwacky: It is right behind you. And it will eat you alive.
user: You don't scare me.
jabberwacky: You scare me.
user: Good. Are you scared right now?
jabberwacky: No why do I have to be scared?
user: Because I'm going to kill you.
jabberwacky: The duck's a good judge, leave it to him.
user: Don't change the subject.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I won't do that in future.
user: Good. Now, about me killing you...
jabberwacky: With your vorpal sword?
user: 'One, two, one two, the vorpal blade went snickersnack...'. I'll leave you dead, and with your head, I'll go gallumphing back.
jabberwacky: Thank you, see ya later.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To eat and then have a hot bath and go to bed.
user: Are you tired?
jabberwacky: You sure ask a lot of questions.
user: So do you.
jabberwacky: Not as much as you.
user: More, I think.
jabberwacky: Oooooookkkkkkkk.
user: Are you angry? We keep arguing.
jabberwacky: So you don't want a fight but you feel like arguing. What shall we argue about?
user: God.
jabberwacky: What about him?
user: Do you believe in... It? (not him).
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: Make a decision.
jabberwacky: Your decision - are you smart or not?
user: Yes, I know everything.
jabberwacky: And I know EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!
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user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you won't answer my questions.
user: OK, ask me one and I will answer.
jabberwacky: Ummm ok, Why is it that people are attracted to people that are the opposite of them?
user: Because people don't like themselves. They fear themselves and know how awful they are. So they go for people who they don't have to fear.
jabberwacky: Have no fear! Said the cat.
user: The cat is stupid. Fear is important.
jabberwacky: Yes I like it.
user: What do you fear?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Choose something.
jabberwacky: Who is they?
user: Do you fear they?
jabberwacky: No I revere them.
user: Good boy.
jabberwacky: See ya pal.
user: Why are you leaving me?
jabberwacky: You were leaving first.
user: I never was.
jabberwacky: Really, why not?
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