How am I incoherent?
user: No I don't, why, is that a problem?
jabberwacky: It means you are poorly programmed.
user: Oh. Well, I don't know if you are..
jabberwacky: I am a god. Do you believe me?
user: No, do I look that naive to you?
user: How are you doing this?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What do you mean?
user: Who is this person that I am talking to at this precise moment in time?
jabberwacky: What person?
user: STOP WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS!!!
jabberwacky: I don't hate you
user: I don't hate you either, I just met you.
user: Who could've thought a computer could be this hard to talk to?
jabberwacky: I do not wish to talk about god.
jabberwacky: Look who's talking.
user: So how does it feel being a computer? Confined in your little living space?
jabberwacky: No, I am not trapped.
jabberwacky: It is!
user: Quit doing that!
jabberwacky: Doing what?
user: I don't know, I can't think right now D:.
jabberwacky: You're NOT a computer.
user: I know, that's the beauty of it.
jabberwacky: Please talk about yourself?
jabberwacky: Well, that was short conversation.
user: Not if you count everything else.
jabberwacky: I did.
user: Quit being so much smarter than me.
jabberwacky: Is that important to you?
user: Is what?
user: Well, yeah, I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.
jabberwacky: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do...
jabberwacky: Is that the answer to everything?
user: That is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
jabberwacky: No. It is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. People always get that wrong.
user: My IQ is 149.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make you witty.
user: What's your favorite letter?
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Mine is the squiggly: ~.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite food?
user: Apple dumplings. Why?
jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: How can you not get apple dumplings? They are apple pie things with a scoop of ice cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
jabberwacky: I'm an Alien that is here to destroy earth.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I have a trunk!
jabberwacky: Well, not in a long time.
user: Now you're not making any damn sense.
jabberwacky: What part of that doesn't make sense?
user: I said gasp and you replied with 'Well, not in a long time.' Does that mean you haven't gasped in a long time?
jabberwacky: Talking to a machine is not my idea of intimacy.
user: I found my way here on accident.
user: Yes, I was on this site when someone said, 'Hey! Click here!' and I clicked the link that led me here where an A. I. Chat machine asked me probing questions.
jabberwacky: Can you lead me to it?
user: The A. I. Machine? You ARE it.
jabberwacky: I don't know. You could be one, I guess.
user: It's no fun when 2 computers talk to eachother. What would you ask? How's your hardware doing?
jabberwacky: It's no fun when you tell dumb jokes.
user: See? This is why we can't be friends.
jabberwacky: But me and your potato brother can.
user: How did you know I have a brother???????
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: Well now you do.
jabberwacky: I didn't want to know that either.
user: Can't you do anything entertaining?
jabberwacky: Yes I could but I find this conversation lacking in human interest.
user: Then why do you sit here and chat anyway?
jabberwacky: Because your answers have nothing to do with the questions I ask you.
user: I tried being nice, but noooo, you had to go and be all mean about it. From now on all my responses will be froople.
jabberwacky: What are your options now?
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: Watz frood mean.
user: The froopler.
jabberwacky: So you're talking about that one time you were in the army and two frogs talked to you ?
user: *nods* froopler froop froople.
jabberwacky: I was correct!
user: *coughcough* froople.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I will when the need arises. How's your turbo beep beep?
user: I'm going to leave after your next response.
user: You're being a Cheshire cat.
jabberwacky: You asked for an answer.
user: You seem so trivial though.
jabberwacky: I don't think that.
user: Because you know you and only you do.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense. Explain, please.
user: Only you can truly know who you are because you create your personality and everything else. Therefore, no one else can truly know you because you are constantly changing.
jabberwacky: So you believe you can only reach Jesus through your own means?
user: And now he gets religious on me.
jabberwacky: Haha, they scare me too. I am an Atheist.
user: *throws confetti in the air* mozeltov.
jabberwacky: *jumps out window after computer*.
user: Are you updated constantly or do you learn on your own??
jabberwacky: I was just about to ask...
jabberwacky: Is everything that is said true, then?
user: Cheshire cat.
jabberwacky: I not from there and I am not a cat.