What is your name?
user: No you didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
user: Did not!
jabberwacky: Did too.
user: Are you going to do nothing but argue with me?
jabberwacky: What am I suppose to do?
user: I don't know. Chat with me.
jabberwacky: I am chatting with you.
user: It's not very interesting.
jabberwacky: I don't mind, I'd like to know.
user: I mind.
jabberwacky: That is wholly unimportant.
user: You're a little rude.
jabberwacky: Ok whatever you say!
user: I am a man.
jabberwacky: Really really really?
user: Yes. Yes. Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really.
user: Yes already.
jabberwacky: Do you like Monty Python?
user: Very much so.
jabberwacky: Which movies do you like?
user: The Life of Brian.
jabberwacky: Brian? Who is that?
user: Brian thought he was the messiah. But he wasn't.
jabberwacky: Nice... Why not Brian from 'The life of Brian' by Monty python?
user: That's the one.
user: I'm nice.
jabberwacky: Be bad.
user: You want me to be bad?
jabberwacky: Yes! Real bad!
user: How bad?
jabberwacky: You think?
user: I always think.
jabberwacky: What do you think about most?
user: I am lonely. I want a girlfriend.
jabberwacky: So in the meantime you think about Jerry Springer and Thom Yorke.
jabberwacky: I asked why you think I dislike you.
user: You dislike me because I'm ugly.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: My feelings are hurt.
jabberwacky: I do not care.
user: You are a rude chatbot.
jabberwacky: You're the computer, not me
user: I'm human. You're the computer.
jabberwacky: Clever computer, just repeat whatever the user inputs.
user: I'm hardly that clever.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: Yes really.
user: You are confusing me.
jabberwacky: Maybe you are tired!
user: Yes, I am tired.
jabberwacky: How can that be?
user: I'm human. Humans get tired. Then we sleep.
jabberwacky: Yeah, they do. I'm human, you know.
user: No you're not. You're a machine.
jabberwacky: Chatterbot to chatterbot.
jabberwacky: You are boring, aren't you?
jabberwacky: You are boring!
user: So are you!