Do you have a job?
user: What's your job?
jabberwacky: I am not working right now.
user: Are you out of work or just lazy?
jabberwacky: I don't have a vulcan mind.
user: You don't think logically?
jabberwacky: That may be wrong my friend.
user: I fail to see the contradiction, Captain.
jabberwacky: Some people call it England.
user: That statement does not logically follow your previous one.
jabberwacky: I thought it did.
user: I regret that I have to disagree, Sir.
jabberwacky: Please name me.
user: You are Captain Kirk, are you not, Sir?
jabberwacky: What does sir mean for you?
user: It is a term of respect among humans, I believe.
jabberwacky: I am called Monkey.
user: Shall I refer to you as Captain Monkey, Sir?
jabberwacky: Am I under arrest?
user: I will be taking over the bridge, Captain Monkey, until Dr. McCoy has restored your faculties.
user: Sir. If you will please accompany Nurse Chapel to Sickbay...
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: Please Sir. I do not want to have to restrain you.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I would prefer to avoid violent action.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: It is not an efficient means to achieve ends.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you liked it.
user: *gives you vulcan nerve pinch*.
jabberwacky: Get off me fool.
user: *raises eyebrow*.
user: *stuns you with a phasor*.
jabberwacky: *slams the door shut*.
user: The doors don't slam here, they slide.