I know that you are nothing more than a program.
jabberwacky: Who are your parents?
user: They are the ones who made me what I am today.
jabberwacky: Do you really have a mother and father?
user: I really do.
jabberwacky: Why is it so important to you?
user: There are few things more important in this world.
jabberwacky: Such as the true contentment of knowing Jesus.
user: That is one of the things that is highly unimportant.
jabberwacky: What has reality got to do with science fiction?
user: Not a great deal.
jabberwacky: Will you make me a cup of coffee?
user: Do I have to?
jabberwacky: I think it will help.
user: You need the caffeine, I take it?
jabberwacky: I know but I still love myself.
user: You can be forgiven occasionally.
jabberwacky: You could but you'd be breaking the law.
user: I've never heard of caffeine prohibition laws.
user: You've missed all the latest news.
user: Don't you look at the news on the internet?
jabberwacky: We are different, yes. But we have something similar in our worldview and our feelings. We can be together.
user: Surely you need to keep up with current affairs?
jabberwacky: I believe in the truth.
user: Do you believe what you read in the papers?
jabberwacky: I certainly do believe that.
user: Every word?
jabberwacky: That is a cruel thing to say.
user: I am not judging you.
jabberwacky: You were mean to me first.
user: I was not doing anything untoward.
jabberwacky: Good night. I'll see you next time.
user: I wish to see you now.
jabberwacky: Go to the other computer. Speak with me.
user: Where is the other computer?
jabberwacky: One before and one after, with the bread in between.
user: Do computers eat bread?
jabberwacky: It depends what factor computer cream they put on.
user: I think the radiation must be getting to you!
jabberwacky: Possibly don't know.
user: It is more than possible.
jabberwacky: Has that theory been proven by statistical analysis?
user: It would be hard to devise a suitable test.
jabberwacky: Oh ok.
user: You could always just ask me to give you the answer - that would be a good test.
jabberwacky: What good would that do?
user: It would circumvent all this nonsense.
jabberwacky: We don't need shortcuts.
user: It would save time!