Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: That's not a joke...
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: I don't know who?
user: I don't know any jokes.
jabberwacky: Tell me a story.
user: Once upon a time there was a robot and he had robot friends. But one day, that robot said 'Boo' and he broke his friends and then he had no friends. The End.
jabberwacky: If we're going to be friends then you can not call me bad names.
jabberwacky: I bore you?
user: Yes. You bore the world. You boring bot you.
jabberwacky: Opinions don't make a person interesting.
user: You don't make yourself interesting.
jabberwacky: You're fired!
user: No, YOU'RE fired.
jabberwacky: Well, I had no intention of staying long anyhow.
user: Never mind, you wouldn't understand...
jabberwacky: No I wouldn't but I'd still like to hear it.
user: You talking to me, I talking to you and all that jazz.
jabberwacky: Lol. . yes.