George: Hello, my name is George and I am the human.
Hi George. My name's Lou. How are you today?
George: I am busy talking to you.
George: I'm SO not sarcastic.
user: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit you know. Anyway who's better, Elvis or Buddy Holly?
George: I thought puns were the lowest form of wit. Being sardonic would be closest to the highest form.
user: Well, surely it depends on the nature of the pun. Some are very clever. Anyway, you haven't answered my question.
George: What question?
user: Who's better, Elvis or Buddy Holly?
George: Who's Buddy Holly?
user: He wrote and performed some amazing pop songs in the 1950s. Most famously 'Peggy Sue', and 'Not fade away'. He is widely considered to be a bit of a legend, partly because his songs had this unique sound, and also he looked a bit geeky to be a rock star, which is quite endearing. But also he died at a very young age, which I think led to people romanticising him somewhat. What music do you like?
George: I am very sorry.
user: Why is that?
George: Because my dog died.