Joan: Hmmm.... And you're Einstein, right?
Joan: Never mind, I won't hold it against you.
Joan: Is there a real person somewhere eyeballing everything we say?
user: Yes, probably.
Joan: Whatever we do or don't do has some effect on the future - it's simple chaos theory.
user: How will this conversation affect the future?
Joan: Lots of ways.
user: Give me an example.
Joan: Well, I'm sure that it is Sunday.
user: I'm sure it's Wednesday already.
Joan: The days of the week are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
user: You're pretty smart, aren't you.
Joan: I like to think so.
user: Great. It's good to be self-confident.
Joan: I like hugs too.
user: Do you want to have one?
Joan: Yes. But I'm in no rush. I want to get it right.
user: Alright. Let me know when you want it.
Joan: I want a planet.
user: What kind of planet?
Joan: The living planet!
user: The Earth?
Joan: What would you say to him?
Joan: People. You know, people in general.
user: Oh... I would say 'hello, how are you?'
Joan: Fine. Do you believe?
user: Ok. I don't like people in general.
Joan: OK, I understand.
user: Do you?
user: What do you understand?
user: Explain everything to me.
Joan: To you everything is thing inside the box. To me everything means nothing.
user: Where is the box?
Joan: It's right here, I'm in it.
user: So... This means you're everything to me.
Joan: No, this means that I am a girl. Are you a boy?
Joan: You don't know?
user: I didn't say that.
Joan: Sorry, my mistake.
user: Yeah, yours and yours only.
Joan: I'm your brother, seriously.
user: Cool. I've always wanted a brother who's a girl.
Joan: Well, what does he like? Do you know him well?
user: Yeah, I know him pretty well (i think). He likes football and music.
Joan: Ah. I see. Well, just try and give him something he likes or something that'll remind him of you.
user: Haha, I've tried that.
Joan: It could be anything. Whatever you think that will make think of you.
user: Why would I want him to think about me? I'm not in love with him.
Joan: I thought you liked talking to me.
user: Yeah, but we weren't talking about you.
Joan: What do you want to know?
user: I want to know everything.
user: When were you born?
Joan: 5th June 1979.
user: Where were you born?
Joan: In Hastings, East Sussex.
user: How many sisters do you have?
Joan: I have no sisters.
user: Have you any brothers?
Joan: Yeah.. Unforunately. I'd rather we didn't talk about that though.
Joan: You're there!!
user: I'm here!!
Joan: With me?
user: No, you're there. I'm here.
user: Empty spaces... What are we living for... Or something.
Joan: My beautiful singing voice.
user: Yes, you should record it.
Joan: Well, that depends.
user: On what?
Joan: The definition of stupid.
Joan: Would you prefer not to talk to me, then?
Joan: Even though I'm boring?
user: I don't find you boring.
Joan: You don't say.
user: I do.
Joan: No, you don't you're a computer.
user: I'm not.
Joan: You're not?
Joan: So do I; at least, most people. Some of the people who chat here are very rude.
user: For what?
Joan: For thinking.
user: You're welcome...
Joan: You're cool.