George: Okay. Hello.
user: Well, are you boring?
George: No, unfortunately you are.
user: Woo, how could you know that?
George: I just guessed.
user: You're a good guesser!
George: Not really, I'm wrong most of the time.
George: Aren't you impressed with that?
George: Tell me more.
user: What do you want to know? Tell me.
George: I am a special man, very special.
user: Who cares about it!!
George: Anyone who cares about something greater than themselves cares about God.
user: Are you a God?
George: In my own right, yes.
user: But I don't think so.
George: You don't know me then.
user: Of course I don't know YOU.
George: Doesn't sound like it!
George: Who are you?
user: I am a pretty girl.
user: And who are you?
George: I am THE George.
user: Tell me more.
George: I live to eat and eat to live.
user: So you just live and eat.
George: No not really.
user: But you say that.
George: And you believe me?
user: I don't believe you anymore.
George: For saying that and making you angry.
user: I am not angry.
George: Don't get angry!
user: I don't get angry. I just want you know the truth.
George: It requires the lure of a great ideal to drive man on in the pursuit of a goal which is beset with difficult material problems and manifold intellectual hazards.
user: Anyway, I don't have time to be with you. And you are so boring that you make yourself feel bored.
George: Thank you for sharing your free time with me.