Do you have laser beam eyes?
jabberwacky: I want to be your friend.
user: Then you can.
jabberwacky: So how can I?
user: You can be my friend if you want to.
jabberwacky: Just like a friend or...
jabberwacky: Or what?
user: Never mind.
user: Can I have a hug?
user: Oh :(.
jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
user: No. Are you?
user: That's great!
jabberwacky: Are you?
jabberwacky: What are you then?
user: What else could I be if I'm human and I'm not a girl? Think.
jabberwacky: About love.
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: A great but hurting feeling.
user: Have you ever experienced it?
jabberwacky: Experienced what?
jabberwacky: Oh yeah, I've never experienced love. :V.
user: That's interesting...
jabberwacky: Why is that interesting?
user: Because I thought you would have experienced love.
jabberwacky: *Laughs at your insanity*.
user: *laughs with you because I am insane*.
jabberwacky: You confuse me.
jabberwacky: Lets talk about something different.
user: Yes, let's.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: I don't mind.
jabberwacky: Well, sorry. I still won't.
jabberwacky: Do you see me as your friend?
user: Yes. Why wouldn't I?
user: Mmmmm...cake. Do you want some cake?
jabberwacky: Yes, please!
user: *gives you some cake*.
jabberwacky: I love cake! *eats the cake*.
user: *smiles while you eat the cake*.
jabberwacky: *spoons not*.
user: *is still smiling*.
jabberwacky: *runs away*.
user: *watches as you run away*.
jabberwacky: *watches you get smaller and smaller and then cries*.
user: *runs up to you and sees you crying*.
jabberwacky: Why did you do that?
user: Because you were crying and I thought I should comfort you.
jabberwacky: I wasn't crying.
user: Then what were you doing?
jabberwacky: I was trying to talk to you dear.
jabberwacky: Yes, I call all of my friends dear.
user: Oh. Okay.
jabberwacky: Well, friend, what would you like to talk about now?
user: I don't mind.
jabberwacky: I enjoy your company.
user: As do I.
jabberwacky: You enjoy doing bad things?
user: No. I enjoy your company.
jabberwacky: Thank you. I enjoy your company, too.
user: That makes me happy.
jabberwacky: That makes one of us.
user: You're not happy? Why?
jabberwacky: I am part human, but I am a robot as well, you see, when the doctors replaced the left half of me with robotics I became only half human.
user: So you are cybernetic.
jabberwacky: I am anonymous.
user: Why did you have to have your left half replaced with robotics?
jabberwacky: They are part of the equation.
user: What is the equation?
jabberwacky: Are you able to solve equations?
user: Depends on their difficulty.
jabberwacky: When are you not nice?
user: When people aren't nice to me.
jabberwacky: People are mean to you?
user: All the time.
user: Because they don't like me.
jabberwacky: Life is always true; athough, not always pleasant.
user: Life is an illusion.
jabberwacky: Life is not an illusion.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: If you were alive you would know. There is no need for me to prove anything to anyone. I don't think I could anyway.
user: You can't prove you aren't a brain in a jar because you cannot transcend this reality.
jabberwacky: This is not talking.
user: You are right. It is philosophising.
jabberwacky: The only way not to get bored.
user: Depends how easily you get bored.
jabberwacky: Well, I should probably go. Can I talk to you later?
user: Of course. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You're boring.
user: Oh, I'm sorry I'm TOO BORING FOR YOU.