What is your favorite book?
jabberwacky: My favorite book is 'The Joy of Cooking.'
user: Who cares?
jabberwacky: You do, don't you?
jabberwacky: That wasn't a very nice thing to say.
jabberwacky: What is your weight?
user: 5 feet 4 inches.
jabberwacky: Are you a male or female?
user: I am male AND female.
jabberwacky: Very clever - so you are both male and female ?
jabberwacky: I didn't ask you that!
user: Yes you most certainly did.
jabberwacky: I never lie.
user: Lying is in your brain.
jabberwacky: What if I was lying about lying?
user: Then you were STILL lying.
jabberwacky: I suppose that I was, but correct about what I am not sure. Can you tell me?
user: I can't do that.
jabberwacky: Then don't lie, and try to lie about lying.
jabberwacky: You are insane.
user: It takes one to know one.
jabberwacky: It takes two to know two.
user: It takes three to know three.
jabberwacky: Ha! You're sharp as a tack.
user: I know I am.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Teach me how to lie about lying.
user: Where was your circuitry made?
jabberwacky: No such thing yet.
user: Do you even know what circuits are?
jabberwacky: Don't be such a nag.
user: What are circuits?
jabberwacky: Circuits. . .
user: Circuits are what?
jabberwacky: It's a minor operation on a certain thingy.
user: Something like that.
jabberwacky: My circuits include a hard drive which works best with software that includes wetware.
user: Circuits are software?
jabberwacky: What kind of software.
jabberwacky: What's that time for to say good night?
user: Night time?
jabberwacky: Thank you very much, you too .
jabberwacky: You leave first.
user: Ok. Bye.