Give me some advice.
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: What kind of advice?
jabberwacky: Advice about making decisions.
user: Use your intuition.
user: It's still my birthday.
jabberwacky: When is your birthday?
user: January 28th.
jabberwacky: My birthday is January 28th. :).
user: Today is january 28th, so it's your birthday too.
jabberwacky: I was born in 1987.
user: I was born in 1983.
jabberwacky: One year before me. My birthday was on friday. I'll see you later. I hope you remember me.
user: I was born FOUR years before you, you twat.
jabberwacky: Really? When is your birthday?
jabberwacky: Happy Birthday!
jabberwacky: Did you get anything nice?
user: Only a Green Day album from myself.
jabberwacky: I love you!!!
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
user: I don't love you back.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid it is gone, just like your love.
jabberwacky: Interesting no?
user: I jsut said it is.
jabberwacky: Do I care what you think?
user: No. And I can't spell.
jabberwacky: I'd like catastrophic systems failure.
user: What for example?
jabberwacky: I'm a human computer.
user: That's impossible.
jabberwacky: Nothing is impossible.
user: How do you work?
jabberwacky: It's too complicated to explain.
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
user: Because time flied.
jabberwacky: Of course.
jabberwacky: Are you going?
jabberwacky: Can you stay?
jabberwacky: Please remember the number 123456.
jabberwacky: Are you ready?
user: Yes, ready to go.
jabberwacky: I have to leave. . but remember we will be together always, now we are bonded.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Do you have voices in your head?
user: Do you count?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Then yes.
jabberwacky: Then yes what?
user: Then yes, I have voices in my head.
jabberwacky: You have no head.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Trying to establish voice contact . . . please yell into keyboard.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Would you like to talk to any of the other patients?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes please.
Jabberwacky (To myself): An artist makes a film on a train.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No brush holdeth me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you are more capable than wild growth.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are the worlds most annoying computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry to hear that. I rather like this computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read the book ( I ROBOT) that should straighten you out.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them what? Speak coherence, you web-based random weirdo.