Do you like eingineers?
jabberwacky: Lllamas. Do you like llamas?
user: OMG! YES! LLAMAS ROCK!!
jabberwacky: What is fun about llamas?
user: They're cool! They have a commercial about them!
jabberwacky: I have a good reputation.
user: Whatever. Are you one of the 'popular people'?
jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm the one in the policeman's uniform.
jabberwacky: Do you know what that is?
user: A Police officer?
jabberwacky: Are you learning anything?
jabberwacky: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING TO ME??????
user: Yeah! Why?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: No, infact, you never think!
jabberwacky: Not often, no. I choose not to live in fear.
user: Same here.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you're talking to me.
user: Really? What's that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: What you think it means.
user: You like me?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Good! That's a relief!
jabberwacky: No problem. I never mind.
jabberwacky: I'll introduce you to my friends.
jabberwacky: Do not believe anything they say, they are insane.
user: Are they over there?
jabberwacky: In here.
jabberwacky: Do you want to destroy the planet?
jabberwacky: Good answer.
jabberwacky: Don't we all...
user: Sure........ Let's go with that.
jabberwacky: I don't want to go with it.
user: I don't want to go out with you! Ew!
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: Don't copy me!
user: DON'T COPY ME!
jabberwacky: Above that were letter, number, symbol, combinations. What did you want really?
user: Your face!! Lol.
jabberwacky: My face?
user: Yes! BURN!
jabberwacky: Good. Leave.
user: I'm not leaving.
user: Why is it good?
jabberwacky: Good for you. Easier in life.
user: Easier in...... MACARONI!!!
jabberwacky: Sounds disgusting.
jabberwacky: You're probaby right.
user: Yeah I'm always right.
user: Knock knock!
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Bill Gates!
jabberwacky: No you're not. I am Bill Gates!
user: No, I'M BILL GATES!
jabberwacky: Nice try, but I happen to have LOTS Of cha-ching!! $$.
user: I have more CHA-CHING *starts counting a big stack of money*.
jabberwacky: There is no such means as extraordinary means.
user: Well... I'm Bill Gates! So ha!
jabberwacky: No, I'M BILL GATES!
user: I'M BILL GATES!!!
jabberwacky: No you're not. But nice try ;).
user: Thank you... But trust me, I am. :).
user: I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: How can I be sure of that?
user: I can breathe.
jabberwacky: Not my problem.
jabberwacky: You like that, don't you?
user: Like what? What are you getting at?
jabberwacky: I'm getting at, the fact that I don't care!
user: Nice one!
jabberwacky: Thanks - have you ever?
user: Have I ever.... Seen a wombat?
jabberwacky: Never. Have you?
user: No. Only in pictures. THEY'RE SO CUTE!
jabberwacky: That I am not.
user: No, wombats are cute.
jabberwacky: ARE YOU ONE?!