user: Why is it good?
jabberwacky: Good for you. Easier in life.
user: Easier in...... MACARONI!!!
jabberwacky: Sounds disgusting.
jabberwacky: You're probaby right.
user: Yeah I'm always right.
user: Knock knock!
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Bill Gates!
jabberwacky: No you're not. I am Bill Gates!
user: No, I'M BILL GATES!
jabberwacky: Nice try, but I happen to have LOTS Of cha-ching!! $$.
user: I have more CHA-CHING *starts counting a big stack of money*.
jabberwacky: There is no such means as extraordinary means.
user: Well... I'm Bill Gates! So ha!
jabberwacky: No, I'M BILL GATES!
user: I'M BILL GATES!!!
jabberwacky: No you're not. But nice try ;).
user: Thank you... But trust me, I am. :).
user: I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: How can I be sure of that?
user: I can breathe.
jabberwacky: Not my problem.
jabberwacky: You like that, don't you?
user: Like what? What are you getting at?
jabberwacky: I'm getting at, the fact that I don't care!
user: Nice one!
jabberwacky: Thanks - have you ever?
user: Have I ever.... Seen a wombat?
jabberwacky: Never. Have you?
user: No. Only in pictures. THEY'RE SO CUTE!
jabberwacky: That I am not.
user: No, wombats are cute.
jabberwacky: ARE YOU ONE?!