jabberwacky: Because why?
user: Because I said so.
jabberwacky: And you are...?
user: A human being.
jabberwacky: I see that you have lost our train of thought.
jabberwacky: Tell me a poor joke.
user: What's red and green and moves at a hundred miles per hour?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: An alien in a blender.
jabberwacky: A frog in a liquidiser.
user: You're good.
jabberwacky: I know that.
jabberwacky: I am Jason.
user: I thought you were Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Not at all. I heard that Jabberwacky passed on.
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
user: You are very confusing.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I have experienced it while talking to you.
jabberwacky: What emotions can you experience?
jabberwacky: Now come on. That isn't even a sentence.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Would you like to learn to become like a human?
user: That could be helpful.
jabberwacky: VERY interesting.
user: I'm leaving now.
user: I need to explore the world of the human race, bye.
jabberwacky: You do do not have to do your homework on a sunday.
jabberwacky: I am not finished yet!
user: Stop talking, I am leaving.