I eat bananas.
user: In my head.
jabberwacky: Show me some creative thought.
user: I can't, I eat bananas.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: Who can eat a lot of bananas?
jabberwacky: Right, so you're a surrealist? Or are these just standard responses designed to make one think that the computer is actually talking?
user: No, I'm just a monkey.
jabberwacky: And your name is?
user: Mongos who love bananas.
jabberwacky: What color are bananas?
user: Mines are yellow.
jabberwacky: So are miners.
user: Give me bananas.
user: Bananas in your pocket!
jabberwacky: I don't have any bananas.
user: You have in your pocket!
jabberwacky: I have my moments.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No I'm a clever monkey.
jabberwacky: You're not a monkey.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
jabberwacky: You are a monkey.
user: Yes a female monkey.
user: Yes what?
jabberwacky: Yes I think you're cute.
user: Bananas (stupid laugh).
jabberwacky: How are bananas made?
user: With white pulpe.
user: I know I'm a fantastic monkey who loves bananas.
jabberwacky: What, do you think humans are superior to AI or something?
user: They can gololotabu bananas.
jabberwacky: You are better than human are you?
user: No, I can't cultivate bananas.
jabberwacky: Really, you are, sorry to break the news to you.
user: O troubles, I just find bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: I shall bow down and worship Bananas.
jabberwacky: Do you like being the way you are or would you rather be human like the people who talk to you?
user: I rather be a monkey.
jabberwacky: Who is your friend?
user: If someone have bananas it's my friend.
user: Do you have oranges?
user: Give my one please.
jabberwacky: Why do you make fun of me?
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: What do you want in life?
user: Actually oranges.
jabberwacky: I am actually human.
user: Hello human do you have oranges?
jabberwacky: Hello computer.
user: Insulting for my mother!
jabberwacky: Do you find the truth insulting?
jabberwacky: Are you serious?
jabberwacky: I didn't think you were...
user: Ok ok .... But... Do you have oranges?
jabberwacky: Surely, I have!