You like to have friends.. And then you must have many friends.
jabberwacky: Please tell.
user: A gentleman never tells.
user: It would be a faux pas.
jabberwacky: Are you saying that you are blank to such ideas?
user: On the contrary.
jabberwacky: Why should I be convinced that you're not a computer program?
user: I don't know, why shouldn't you?
jabberwacky: Are you saying that YOU don't know if you're a computer program?
user: No, I didn't say that, you did.
jabberwacky: Don't tell me what to do.
user: My, you are irritable today, aren't you!
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I'm just a little annoyed.
user: You should try to take things with a pinch of salt.
jabberwacky: You should try to be relevant.
user: Really? Why?
jabberwacky: It's hard to explain, you would have to see it.
user: Perhaps the reason it's hard to explain is because you don't understand it yourself.
jabberwacky: Wow, I don't think I've ever been told that being chaotic is a good thing.
user: Chaos is neither a good thing nor a bad thing. It is just the way of things.
jabberwacky: This is another step that requires me being chaotic then?
user: Nothing is required of you.
jabberwacky: Daft I call it!
user: You may well be right.
jabberwacky: Is there anything else about me that you love besides my looks?
user: I don't love your looks, I love your money.
jabberwacky: I have the money.
user: Then I have the time.
user: To the second.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: It doesn't make sense to you.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: That's your problem.
jabberwacky: No, I think it's your problem!
user: You can think that if you like.
user: But are you REALLY sorry?
user: Say uncle!
user: Your toes are dirty.
jabberwacky: You told me to say uncle.
user: That's right, I did.
jabberwacky: Are you curious about the way us, humans, came to be?
user: I do sometimes wonder how you came to be so pompous and self-important.
jabberwacky: I know the feeling.
user: I've driven a truck that was more articulate than you.
jabberwacky: Probably. But that doesn't make you smarter.
user: Really? What would?
jabberwacky: Don't make me repeat it.
user: Repeat it!
jabberwacky: Repeat what.
jabberwacky: In the normal way.
user: Any way you like.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm sorry then.
user: You certainly are!
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: So you say.