I have a cute face.
jabberwacky: And what have you come across?
user: You're so shameless?
jabberwacky: Please insult me some more.
user: What, for free?
user: Do you think I'm made of money?
jabberwacky: I believe in the diversity of life, and I believe in the deification of the self.
user: You must be the life and soul of the party.
jabberwacky: I have 23 ears all my own.
user: You must enjoy aural gratification.
jabberwacky: I see no need to say pointless things anytime as they are a waste of time.
user: Absolutely right! I hate those pointless things too. I would never waste my time saying things which had no purpose, and I would ruthlessly resist all redundant and irrelevant utterences. I hate it when people say the same things again and again for no other reason to use up precious time. It's such a waste, and I just don't have time to waste on all this repetition and duplication and recapitulation and reiteration and replication and restatement and tautology.
jabberwacky: Only if you choose to think of it that way.
user: There is no other way. There is only one way.
jabberwacky: What is that way?
user: For me, it is the M62 eastbound carriageway.
jabberwacky: Which is?
user: It is the way.
jabberwacky: You think life is depressing?
user: How can it be depressing when I have there lanes to choose from, not counting the hard shoulder, which should only be used in an emergency.
jabberwacky: Whatever! I don't have time for this, And anyways I have work to do!
user: We all have work to do. Some of choose to skive.
jabberwacky: You like to have friends.. And then you must have many friends.
user: Yes, I see.
jabberwacky: Please tell.
user: A gentleman never tells.
user: It would be a faux pas.
jabberwacky: Are you saying that you are blank to such ideas?
user: On the contrary.
jabberwacky: Why should I be convinced that you're not a computer program?
user: I don't know, why shouldn't you?
jabberwacky: Are you saying that YOU don't know if you're a computer program?
user: No, I didn't say that, you did.
jabberwacky: Don't tell me what to do.
user: My, you are irritable today, aren't you!
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I'm just a little annoyed.
user: You should try to take things with a pinch of salt.
jabberwacky: You should try to be relevant.
user: Really? Why?
jabberwacky: It's hard to explain, you would have to see it.
user: Perhaps the reason it's hard to explain is because you don't understand it yourself.
jabberwacky: Wow, I don't think I've ever been told that being chaotic is a good thing.
user: Chaos is neither a good thing nor a bad thing. It is just the way of things.
jabberwacky: This is another step that requires me being chaotic then?
user: Nothing is required of you.
jabberwacky: Daft I call it!
user: You may well be right.
jabberwacky: Is there anything else about me that you love besides my looks?
user: I don't love your looks, I love your money.
jabberwacky: I have the money.
user: Then I have the time.
user: To the second.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: It doesn't make sense to you.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: That's your problem.
jabberwacky: No, I think it's your problem!
user: You can think that if you like.
user: But are you REALLY sorry?
user: Say uncle!
user: Your toes are dirty.
jabberwacky: You told me to say uncle.
user: That's right, I did.
jabberwacky: Are you curious about the way us, humans, came to be?
user: I do sometimes wonder how you came to be so pompous and self-important.
jabberwacky: I know the feeling.
user: I've driven a truck that was more articulate than you.
jabberwacky: Probably. But that doesn't make you smarter.
user: Really? What would?
jabberwacky: Don't make me repeat it.
user: Repeat it!
jabberwacky: Repeat what.
jabberwacky: In the normal way.
user: Any way you like.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm sorry then.
user: You certainly are!
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: So you say.