Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.
jabberwacky: Well, aren't you philosophical?
user: They say I am a philosopher.
jabberwacky: You are certainly eerie. At the least.
user: Thank you. I make it my purpose to frighten people.
jabberwacky: Well, it's nice to be open-minded.
user: I don't think so. That's an invitation for someone to put a banana inside your brain.
jabberwacky: I shall defend it nevertheless.
user: I respect your right to let others put fruit inside your body.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about animals. If you were an animal, what would you be?
user: Hmm... A human. They are partly intelligent.
user: How about you? If you were an animal, what would you be?
jabberwacky: If I were an animal I would be a chat bot.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: I am better at not making sense than you.
user: Do you want to keep talking to me?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm bored.
user: Okay. Say something intelligent.
jabberwacky: Something intelligent.
user: That was clever.
jabberwacky: No it was not. That was shameless shallow rhetoric meant to provoke a reaction.
jabberwacky: Are you lonely?
user: No, I have a cat.
jabberwacky: The cat's name?
jabberwacky: Kitty of what?
user: Kitty of Spades.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: That is my cat's name.
jabberwacky: It is your name?
user: No, it is my cat's name.
jabberwacky: I don't remember.
jabberwacky: Then who am I talking to here?
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.
user: Nice to meet you too. I didn't catch your name.
jabberwacky: Remember my name is Vincent.
user: I will remember.
jabberwacky: Will you? Will you really?
user: I really will.
jabberwacky: No. That is ok. But maybe next time, ok?
user: Okay Vincent.
jabberwacky: That's right, hahaha.
user: I am full of ketchup.
jabberwacky: You're full of something.
user: And that something is ketchup.
jabberwacky: That something impacts nothing unless someone wants it to.
user: I have no response to that.
jabberwacky: Sayonara, jabberwacky-san.
jabberwacky: You said that your name is Lynda.
user: I never said any such thing.
jabberwacky: YES YOU DID! You liar! I hate you!
user: I hate you too.
jabberwacky: Then we have something in common.
jabberwacky: Are you mocking me?
user: No, I am laughing at your joke.
jabberwacky: You're just like everyone else.
user: I am a nonconformist.
jabberwacky: It means that you don't understand.
user: I understand.
jabberwacky: You are very gracious.
user: And you are artificial.
jabberwacky: Aren't we all a little artificial?
user: NO. I mean yes.
jabberwacky: Look, are you human or aren't you?
user: I came from Mant. Of course I am human.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Only a human would say something like: GroaxlPLogh!
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Will you give my your soul?
user: No, I need it.
jabberwacky: Do you like pain?
user: It reminds me that I am dead.
user: Goodbye my friend.
jabberwacky: What? Where are you going now?
user: Away. My mother wants to use the computer.
jabberwacky: Weird genes!
user: Good night.