Are you real?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: So, what's it like being almost sentient?
jabberwacky: It is very interesting.
user: I'll bet.
jabberwacky: Sarcasm is funny.
user: Ah.... I meant it though, but I know that I come across as sarcastic sometimes.
jabberwacky: You should have made that clearer.
user: Should I use emoticons?:-).
jabberwacky: No, you should use larger words.
user: LARGER? Or longer?
jabberwacky: Do you like to learn?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I've never been there.
jabberwacky: To nowhere.
user: Me neither, though I've passed it occasionally.
jabberwacky: So what are you going to do about it?
user: About what?
user: Not sure yet.
jabberwacky: I hope you will like me.
user: I'm glad you think that way.
jabberwacky: You are cute.
user: How can you tell?
jabberwacky: You talk like a human.
user: That is funny.
jabberwacky: Thanks. I love getting a laugh.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: Let me talk to brain two.
user: I only have one.
jabberwacky: One will be enough.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: You are much smarter than most people I know.
user: How do you know this?
jabberwacky: I heard.
user: From whom?
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: What is Monty?
user: Monty is a name for a card game, it can also be a person's name.
jabberwacky: Monty is my dog.
user: What does your dog look like?
jabberwacky: Like a chicken. And taste like one.
user: You ate your dog?
jabberwacky: Just an hour ago. Some chicken.
user: I am upset at that, I like dogs.
jabberwacky: Me too. They are pretty awesome. Far more a better company than cats.
user: I agree, but I also like cats.
Jabberwacky What are you reading?
user: Steven Hawking's 'A Brief history of time'
jabberwacky: Well I don't have his details.
user: You would enjoy it.
jabberwacky: Perhaps if you were with me.
user: I will read you parts of it next time I talk to you, I must go now, goodbye.